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By lendahandmanda - United States
  Today, I drunkenly hooked up with my friend's cousin. After trying to stick his finger up my butt, he blacked out on top of me with his penis still hard inside me. I tried yelling his name and pushing him off, with no success. I ended up having to call my friend to help me. FML
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Not only was he a pretty muscular guy, but his arms were pinning mine down to a point, and i had no leverage laying in the position I was in. To those of you saying I should have just waited til he woke up, he was sort of choking me, his head was under my chin pressed against my neck, and I felt like I was being suffocated, and his body on top of mine was making it difficult for me to breathe. It might have just been anxiety though. I probably could have stuck through it.
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  FoxhoundEP3  |  0

Today, I was having sex with this drunk chick, I was about to come and needed something to grab So I reached for her butt, i passed out because of the lack of blood in my brain, I couldn't pull out and she doesn't know it. FML

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  WhiteRose99  |  0

At no point does she say that he was about to come or came or anything like that nor does she say that they didn't use protection. They might have used protection and therefore this encounter will not end with a little drunk baby. Read before you start assuming stuff.

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  WhiteRose99  |  0

Did you ever think that maybe the guy might be built? Muscle weighs heavier than fat and therefore OP might have a problem pushing him off if he is a gym whore who's in there 6 days a week. Think next time.

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  lendahandmanda  |  0

Not only was he a pretty muscular guy, but his arms were pinning mine down to a point, and i had no leverage laying in the position I was in. To those of you saying I should have just waited til he woke up, he was sort of choking me, his head was under my chin pressed against my neck, and I felt like I was being suffocated, and his body on top of mine was making it difficult for me to breathe. It might have just been anxiety though. I probably could have stuck through it.

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