By Anonymous - 28/10/2014 18:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a first aid training course. I had to lie on the floor and pretend I was unconscious. We were supposed to be doing the recovery position, but the guy I was working with decided to perform CPR instead and grope my boobs in the process. FML
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s3kShUn47 20

In front of multiple people? And you, nor anybody else said anything about it..?

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Greenteamextreme 16

Should have kicked him in the nuts and blamed it on those final death throes!

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s3kShUn47 20

In front of multiple people? And you, nor anybody else said anything about it..?

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Vegetarian27 24

And that, kids, is why I had him up for sexual assault.

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TheSwegMaster69 11

And that, kids, is where this joke ceases to be funny anymore.

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Greenteamextreme 16

Should have kicked him in the nuts and blamed it on those final death throes!

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silvercamaro 22

I think this is one of those times that a sexual harassment claim is due

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JaffaMC 13

He was trying to recover you- with love

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miianah1 22

2014 edition of sleeping beauty. Light, romantic kiss: nope Sweet, meaningful hug: too mainstream Groping of the boobs: ;)

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tigerisabelle 31

Well if you're ever dying, at least people will try to perform CPR on you. You know. Cause of your boobs.

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Fishin_for_Coins 7

Maybe your brain was to starved of oxygen when you wrote this comment.(Get it,CPR,Oxygen...)

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devildog562 33

That's the new advanced form of CPR . Didn't you know ? Very titalizing .

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Ichiya 29

Its the breast form they have found. I heard some guys are really milking it though.

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FunnnyGirrl 19

You should've kicked him in the balls and then tell him that you were just returning the favour

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sockoiid 13

When it was your turn to practice on him, you should have leaned a knee into his balls, it'll teach him!

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RitRit 20

Practicing chest compressions, I see.

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