Today, I went to a first aid training course. I had to lie on the floor and pretend I was unconscious. We were supposed to be doing the recovery position, but the guy I was working with decided to perform CPR instead and grope my boobs in the process. FML
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s3kShUn47
| 20
In front of multiple people? And you, nor anybody else said anything about it..?
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Greenteamextreme
| 16
Should have kicked him in the nuts and blamed it on those final death throes!
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s3kShUn47
| 20
In front of multiple people? And you, nor anybody else said anything about it..?
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sayyestothedress
| 24
And that kids is how I met your mother
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Vegetarian27
| 24
And that, kids, is why I had him up for sexual assault.
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TheSwegMaster69
| 11
And that, kids, is where this joke ceases to be funny anymore.
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martin_dustinc
| 8
^ because you ruined it.
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Greenteamextreme
| 16
Should have kicked him in the nuts and blamed it on those final death throes!
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silvercamaro
| 22
I think this is one of those times that a sexual harassment claim is due
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JaffaMC
| 13
He was trying to recover you- with love
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miianah1
| 22
2014 edition of sleeping beauty. Light, romantic kiss: nope
Sweet, meaningful hug: too mainstream
Groping of the boobs: ;)
Sweet, meaningful hug: too mainstream
Groping of the boobs: ;)
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tigerisabelle
| 31
Well if you're ever dying, at least people will try to perform CPR on you. You know. Cause of your boobs.
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Fishin_for_Coins
| 7
Maybe your brain was to starved of oxygen when you wrote this comment.(Get it,CPR,Oxygen...)
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LeBandit
| 20
"accidentally"
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devildog562
| 33
That's the new advanced form of CPR . Didn't you know ? Very titalizing .
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Ichiya
| 29
Its the breast form they have found. I heard some guys are really milking it though.
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FunnnyGirrl
| 19
You should've kicked him in the balls and then tell him that you were just returning the favour
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sockoiid
| 13
When it was your turn to practice on him, you should have leaned a knee into his balls, it'll teach him!
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pjsr
| 32
I bet that got his heart beating
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RitRit
| 20
Practicing chest compressions, I see.