By Anonymous - 28/10/2014 18:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a first aid training course. I had to lie on the floor and pretend I was unconscious. We were supposed to be doing the recovery position, but the guy I was working with decided to perform CPR instead and grope my boobs in the process. FML
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In front of multiple people? And you, nor anybody else said anything about it..?

Greenteamextreme 16

Should have kicked him in the nuts and blamed it on those final death throes!

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In front of multiple people? And you, nor anybody else said anything about it..?

And that kids is how I met your mother

And that, kids, is why I had him up for sexual assault.

And that, kids, is where this joke ceases to be funny anymore.

^ because you ruined it.

Greenteamextreme 16

Should have kicked him in the nuts and blamed it on those final death throes!

I think this is one of those times that a sexual harassment claim is due

He was trying to recover you- with love

2014 edition of sleeping beauty. Light, romantic kiss: nope Sweet, meaningful hug: too mainstream Groping of the boobs: ;)

Well if you're ever dying, at least people will try to perform CPR on you. You know. Cause of your boobs.

Maybe your brain was to starved of oxygen when you wrote this comment.(Get it,CPR,Oxygen...)

"accidentally"

That's the new advanced form of CPR . Didn't you know ? Very titalizing .

Its the breast form they have found. I heard some guys are really milking it though.

You should've kicked him in the balls and then tell him that you were just returning the favour

When it was your turn to practice on him, you should have leaned a knee into his balls, it'll teach him!

I bet that got his heart beating

Practicing chest compressions, I see.