Today, I went to a first aid training course. I had to lie on...

By Anonymous - 28/10/2014 18:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a first aid training course. I had to lie on the floor and pretend I was unconscious. We were supposed to be doing the recovery position, but the guy I was working with decided to perform CPR instead and grope my boobs in the process. FML

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By s3kShUn47 | 20

#6103284 - Wednesday 29 October 2014 0:17

In front of multiple people? And you, nor anybody else said anything about it..?

By Greenteamextreme | 16

#6103290 - Wednesday 29 October 2014 0:19

Should have kicked him in the nuts and blamed it on those final death throes!

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By s3kShUn47 | 20

#6103284 - Wednesday 29 October 2014 0:17

In front of multiple people? And you, nor anybody else said anything about it..?

sayyestothedress | 24

#6103353 - Wednesday 29 October 2014 0:52

And that kids is how I met your mother

Vegetarian27 | 24

#6103737 - Wednesday 29 October 2014 11:48

And that, kids, is why I had him up for sexual assault.

TheSwegMaster69 | 11

#6104150 - Wednesday 29 October 2014 23:18

And that, kids, is where this joke ceases to be funny anymore.

martin_dustinc | 8

#6105208 - Friday 31 October 2014 4:49

^ because you ruined it.

By Greenteamextreme | 16

#6103290 - Wednesday 29 October 2014 0:19

Should have kicked him in the nuts and blamed it on those final death throes!

silvercamaro | 21

#6103363 - Wednesday 29 October 2014 1:02

I think this is one of those times that a sexual harassment claim is due

By JaffaMC | 13

#6103291 - Wednesday 29 October 2014 0:19

He was trying to recover you- with love

miianah1 | 22

#6103394 - Wednesday 29 October 2014 1:29

2014 edition of sleeping beauty. Light, romantic kiss: nope
Sweet, meaningful hug: too mainstream

Groping of the boobs: ;)

By tigerisabelle | 31

#6103298 - Wednesday 29 October 2014 0:21

Well if you're ever dying, at least people will try to perform CPR on you. You know. Cause of your boobs.

Fishin_for_Coins | 7

#6104037 - Wednesday 29 October 2014 20:04

Maybe your brain was to starved of oxygen when you wrote this comment.(Get it,CPR,Oxygen...)

By LeBandit | 20

#6103301 - Wednesday 29 October 2014 0:22

"accidentally"

By devildog562 | 33

#6103303 - Wednesday 29 October 2014 0:22

That's the new advanced form of CPR . Didn't you know ? Very titalizing .

Ichiya | 29

#6103409 - Wednesday 29 October 2014 1:48

Its the breast form they have found. I heard some guys are really milking it though.

By FunnnyGirrl | 19

#6103304 - Wednesday 29 October 2014 0:22

You should've kicked him in the balls and then tell him that you were just returning the favour

By sockoiid | 13

#6103314 - Wednesday 29 October 2014 0:25

When it was your turn to practice on him, you should have leaned a knee into his balls, it'll teach him!

By pjsr | 31

#6103321 - Wednesday 29 October 2014 0:27

I bet that got his heart beating

By RitRit | 20

#6103323 - Wednesday 29 October 2014 0:28

Practicing chest compressions, I see.