By Anonymous - 28/10/2014 18:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a first aid training course. I had to lie on the floor and pretend I was unconscious. We were supposed to be doing the recovery position, but the guy I was working with decided to perform CPR instead and grope my boobs in the process. FML
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s3kShUn47 20
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In front of multiple people? And you, nor anybody else said anything about it..?

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Greenteamextreme 16

Should have kicked him in the nuts and blamed it on those final death throes!

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s3kShUn47 20
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In front of multiple people? And you, nor anybody else said anything about it..?

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sayyestothedress 24
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And that kids is how I met your mother

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Vegetarian27 24
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And that, kids, is why I had him up for sexual assault.

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TheSwegMaster69 11
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And that, kids, is where this joke ceases to be funny anymore.

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martin_dustinc 8
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^ because you ruined it.

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Greenteamextreme 16

Should have kicked him in the nuts and blamed it on those final death throes!

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silvercamaro 22
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I think this is one of those times that a sexual harassment claim is due

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JaffaMC 13
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He was trying to recover you- with love

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miianah1 22
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2014 edition of sleeping beauty. Light, romantic kiss: nope Sweet, meaningful hug: too mainstream Groping of the boobs: ;)

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tigerisabelle 31
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Well if you're ever dying, at least people will try to perform CPR on you. You know. Cause of your boobs.

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Fishin_for_Coins 7
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Maybe your brain was to starved of oxygen when you wrote this comment.(Get it,CPR,Oxygen...)

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LeBandit 20
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"accidentally"

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devildog562 33
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That's the new advanced form of CPR . Didn't you know ? Very titalizing .

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Ichiya 29
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Its the breast form they have found. I heard some guys are really milking it though.

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FunnnyGirrl 19
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You should've kicked him in the balls and then tell him that you were just returning the favour

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sockoiid 13
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When it was your turn to practice on him, you should have leaned a knee into his balls, it'll teach him!

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pjsr 32
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I bet that got his heart beating

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RitRit 20
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Practicing chest compressions, I see.

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