Today, we were at the end of our surfing trip watching a photo montage. A picture popped up of an ugly girl surfing so I shouted out "I didn't know Shrek could surf". The room went very quiet. "Shrek" was sitting beside me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my brother was doing an extremely annoying Shrek impression, so I turned the TV on in a desperate attempt to drown him out. You'll never guess what movie was on. FML
Today, I realized I’m so lonely that I actually got jealous while watching Shrek. FML
Today, I was jogging with my shirt off, feeling confident and athletic. A car slowed down next to me. I expected a compliment, but instead, a kid leaned out the window and yelled, “Put it back on, Shrek!” FML
Today, my teacher compared the female reproductive system to Shrek's head. Never again will I be able to watch the movies. FML
Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were hanging out when he suddenly said, "Do you know who I think is the most beautiful girl in the world?" I prepared myself for a cute compliment, until he showed me a picture of another girl. FML
Today, I actually had to explain to my sister that Shrek was not in fact based on a true story. She replied that I'm a "clueless twat". FML
Today, my wife and I were out with another couple we're friends with. When we went back to their house, we looked at old pictures. They showed us a great picture, and I said, "It would've been a lot better if that fat chick didn't ruin it in the background." It was the woman from the couple. FML
Today, I was down at Disney World. Me and my buddy decided to take our pictures in a photobooth. While in the tiny space, I thought it'd be funny to flash the camera. A women barged in as soon as I did so, screaming "You know there's an outside video feed, right!?" FML
Today, while at the beach, as a joke, I told my girlfriend that I was a shark. She then poked my eyes and punched me in the nose. When I started to get mad, she just shrugged and asked, "What? You're the one that wanted to be a shark. Don't you watch Shark Week?" FML
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knowitall 1
I hope you feel terrible. You sound like a positively awful person.
Trix_Disorder 20
Even if she wasn't in the room, who the **** says stuff like that? YDI.
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Comments (276)
ohmygoodnessFMEL 0
That's a little rude. You definetly deserved that one though. I hope she said something.
lara522 0
How is your life ******? The girl you called Shrek in front of a room of people should posting on here, not you.
piderman13 0
so an obvious asshole...but umm i want to say that i would be thinking the exact same thing hahahahahaha
Raine_Sage 0
Oh, you totally did not deserve that! She deserved to be made fun of because she is ugly! Ugly people have no feelings, so we can make fun of them with impunity all the time!
smalls09 0
This is NOT an FML..You're an asshole and YDI!
Quag 0
Bad luck... that's all dude!
DeadMansCrack 4
it was just a simple joke. obviously he wouldn't say that if "shrek" weren't there. it was just a mistake.
xOpheliacx 0
That's what you get for being an immature asshole. Grow the **** up.
average_girl 0
wow ur a fag i hope u die. ur probly just as ugly so next time keep ur rude thoughts 2 urself asshole!
tennisgirly 0
wow you asshole.