Today, we were at the end of our surfing trip watching a photo montage. A picture popped up of an ugly girl surfing so I shouted out "I didn't know Shrek could surf". The room went very quiet. "Shrek" was sitting beside me. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my brother was doing an extremely annoying Shrek impression, so I turned the TV on in a desperate attempt to drown him out. You'll never guess what movie was on. FML
Today, I realized I’m so lonely that I actually got jealous while watching Shrek. FML
Today, I was jogging with my shirt off, feeling confident and athletic. A car slowed down next to me. I expected a compliment, but instead, a kid leaned out the window and yelled, “Put it back on, Shrek!” FML
Today, my teacher compared the female reproductive system to Shrek's head. Never again will I be able to watch the movies. FML
Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were hanging out when he suddenly said, "Do you know who I think is the most beautiful girl in the world?" I prepared myself for a cute compliment, until he showed me a picture of another girl. FML
Today, I actually had to explain to my sister that Shrek was not in fact based on a true story. She replied that I'm a "clueless twat". FML
Today, my wife and I were out with another couple we're friends with. When we went back to their house, we looked at old pictures. They showed us a great picture, and I said, "It would've been a lot better if that fat chick didn't ruin it in the background." It was the woman from the couple. FML
Today, I was down at Disney World. Me and my buddy decided to take our pictures in a photobooth. While in the tiny space, I thought it'd be funny to flash the camera. A women barged in as soon as I did so, screaming "You know there's an outside video feed, right!?" FML
Today, while at the beach, as a joke, I told my girlfriend that I was a shark. She then poked my eyes and punched me in the nose. When I started to get mad, she just shrugged and asked, "What? You're the one that wanted to be a shark. Don't you watch Shark Week?" FML
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knowitall 1
I hope you feel terrible. You sound like a positively awful person.
Trix_Disorder 20
Even if she wasn't in the room, who the **** says stuff like that? YDI.
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Comments (276)
Gawain_fml 0
Well, it's obvious that ugly people have no sense of humor at all about these situations, and they get even angrier when one of their beastly cohorts is called out. Y'all need to take a pill and chill out....I'm sure they will be making another Shrek film soon and will be needing plenty of extras. ;-P
MelzerB 0
Haha that's hilarious! Calm down people! Yeah it's mean but he was just trying to make a joke. I bet everyone has done something similar
sulitak 27
actually... no. some people were the ones picked on and realized just how much these moronic comments hurt. Making fun of other people isn't funny. its putting someone down for amusement... I've never understood it, and I hate that people just accept it as part of life
BamBam_17 0
Nice job, moron :D Haha YDI... Not so much for saying it, but for failing to see she was sitting right next to you.
QiScorpion 0
i think i've done something like this before. so i'm not going to call you an asshole. i'm just gonna call you an idiot who should think before they speak, and hopefully will based on this experience, as i've been advised to do on several occasions.
kelseysue92 0
she may be Shrek, but you are the annoying ass by her side
Toxic_John 0
lol seeing all u ppl call him insensitive its hilarious ( i just wonder how many of u ppl callin him/her insensitive have called someone ugly or fat or short behind other ppls backs or right in they face) right number 9 but any who to me its just a stupid thing he said since he didnt pay attention to who was around him
Banthestrandland 0
If, reading a post, you can see a less deserving person, then the OP deserved it (see #8). This is a good rule of thumb.
SomethingWitty 0
Play it off. "Uhhh what I actually said was What the heck is a smurf?" ;)
brillopod 0
#31 #31 #31!!! I love it, that's exactly what I was thinking. Like really? Shrek? What are you, six? Okay but in all honesty, this is a YDI because if this chick really DID look like a ogre, how the **** did you not notice her sitting right next to you?!
audiogasmic 0
dude you suck hardcore, that's such a rude thing to say. how could you not know that the girl would at LEAST be in the room if she went on the same trip as you!? that's so rude and you totally suck for this.