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eeppiicc
| 8
Eating her would have solved that problem.
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Sunyboy
| 12
Shark week is beast.
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I_Punch_Babies
| 7
wow...just wow
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Jonkbaby
| 19
dump his as!!!
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eeppiicc
| 8
7, But the word as is important in the English language.
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Keevarou
| 16
Haven't you heard that the bird is the word?>:3
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dude1122332
| 9
-Peter Griffin. Wisdom words.
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JocelynKaulitz
| 28
You should know, sharks don't take shit from nobody.
Eat her!
Eat her!
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eeppiicc
| 8
14, I feel like #3 said something similar to that, but I'm not quite sure..
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igive
| 28
14 if you know what i mean....
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dude1122332
| 9
17, I'm with you on that.. Just can't think why.. -scrolls down-
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siickman
| 7
So this dumb FML gets posted but mine doesnt. I really wonder who generates all these FML's and question what the actual fuck are they doing over there. -.-
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AnwarK95
| 1
I'm quite surprised no one made a "Shark Week" period-related joke yet...
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beelee1988
| 13
7- her*
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Trix_Disorder
| 20
13 - It's a real song.
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Bobissmall
| 13
Despite terrible spelling and wrong gender(?) I sort of have to agree with #7. Reverse the roles for a moment, girl jokes she's a shark, guy pokes her in the eyes and punches her. Wouldn't you all be telling her to break it off?
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xactownife
| 7
13 - The bird was the word long before Family Guy existed
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julien672
| 0
This from the person whose username involves punching babies.
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omg36
| 7
Why would you say you're a shark as a joke? What are you six?
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acrawf4244
| 4
Naw shiz...
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Sunyboy
| 12
Shark week is beast.
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crazykid300
| 6
Fuck ya it is
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iFizzgig
| 11
Sharks! they only bite when you touch their private parts!
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tjv3
| 10
OP I think I love your girlfriend lol
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buckstop1
| 37
That's a little on the creepy side mate
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eeppiicc
| 8
Eating her would have solved that problem.
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exleonhart
| 0
You sly boots you...
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FMLshark
| 12
Already done.
She was a little salty.
She was a little salty.
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toenibbler
| 14
I've told you before and I'll tell you again: toes are the better option.
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FMLshark
| 12
Toes have no meat, 36. :( I prefer ribs.
I'll save the toes so you can nibble them.
I'll save the toes so you can nibble them.
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RedPillSucks
| 31
I'm having fun imagining what the definition of "Eating" might be.
Why the hell are there 2 #1 comments?
Why the hell are there 2 #1 comments?
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Cartera
| 10
31 - your bio is inspiring.
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onlychildFTW
| 33
Don't sharks like it a little fishy? Haha.
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KingCeltic77
| 18
I would eat her. I'd eat her real well.
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mannykatany
| 9
Haha
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angeluv_2014
| 22
Oh Red, what about Kitty??!
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Yousuck24
| 21
Your girlfriend sounds like a funny person.
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ummmhii
| 0
I love Shark Week. FYL for not watching it.
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dude1122332
| 9
You should've. Probably would've learned something.
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ThisIsMyReign
| 4
Like where the period does and does not go?
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dude1122332
| 9
DONT CORRECT MY ERRORS. Thanks and enjoy your flight.(:
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exleonhart
| 0
Caps will deffinately convey your demands even better, when followed by a unrelated statement.
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skizzars
| 2
Definitely*
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smilz2u
| 0
She got ya there hehe :)
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ICastillo
| 24
Well shark week is awesome!!! And at least she knows how to defend herself against a shark.
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RawEndo
| 1
Lmfao shark with no bite
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klovemachine
| 24
If the girlfriend is the size of a whale, then this FML becomes even funnier :D
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SqueakyChipmunk
| 20
What's funny is that the poke in the eyes and nose punch remind me so much of The Three Stooges.
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AugustBurnsToast
| 14
Tell her you're a stingray?
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exleonhart
| 0
Steve Irwin... Is that you?
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Trisha_aus
| 15
RIP Steve...we miss ya! Although none of us talked like him..crikey!!