Shark Week

By sharkboy - 11/06/2012 02:33 - United States - Honolulu

Today, while at the beach, as a joke, I told my girlfriend that I was a shark. She then poked my eyes and punched me in the nose. When I started to get mad, she just shrugged and asked, "What? You're the one that wanted to be a shark. Don't you watch Shark Week?" FML
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eeppiicc 8
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Eating her would have solved that problem.

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Sunyboy 12
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Shark week is beast.

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eeppiicc 8
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7, But the word as is important in the English language.

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Keevarou 17
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Haven't you heard that the bird is the word?>:3

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dude1122332 9
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-Peter Griffin. Wisdom words.

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JocelynKaulitz 28

You should know, sharks don't take shit from nobody. Eat her!

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eeppiicc 8
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14, I feel like #3 said something similar to that, but I'm not quite sure..

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igive 29
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14 if you know what i mean....

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dude1122332 9
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17, I'm with you on that.. Just can't think why.. -scrolls down-

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siickman 7

So this dumb FML gets posted but mine doesnt. I really wonder who generates all these FML's and question what the actual fuck are they doing over there. -.-

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AnwarK95 1
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I'm quite surprised no one made a "Shark Week" period-related joke yet...

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beelee1988 13

7- her*

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Trix_Disorder 20

13 - It's a real song.

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Bobissmall 13
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Despite terrible spelling and wrong gender(?) I sort of have to agree with #7. Reverse the roles for a moment, girl jokes she's a shark, guy pokes her in the eyes and punches her. Wouldn't you all be telling her to break it off?

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xactownife 7

13 - The bird was the word long before Family Guy existed

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julien672 0
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This from the person whose username involves punching babies.

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omg36 7
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Why would you say you're a shark as a joke? What are you six?

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Sunyboy 12
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Shark week is beast.

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crazykid300 6

Fuck ya it is

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iFizzgig 11

Sharks! they only bite when you touch their private parts!

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tjv3 10

OP I think I love your girlfriend lol

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buckstop1 37
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That's a little on the creepy side mate

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eeppiicc 8
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Eating her would have solved that problem.

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exleonhart 0
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You sly boots you...

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FMLshark 12

Already done. She was a little salty.

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toenibbler 14

I've told you before and I'll tell you again: toes are the better option.

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FMLshark 12

Toes have no meat, 36. :( I prefer ribs. I'll save the toes so you can nibble them.

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RedPillSucks 31

I'm having fun imagining what the definition of "Eating" might be. Why the hell are there 2 #1 comments?

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Cartera 10
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31 - your bio is inspiring.

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onlychildFTW 33
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Don't sharks like it a little fishy? Haha.

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KingCeltic77 18

I would eat her. I'd eat her real well.

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angeluv_2014 22
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Oh Red, what about Kitty??!

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Yousuck24 21
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Your girlfriend sounds like a funny person.

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ummmhii 0
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I love Shark Week. FYL for not watching it.

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dude1122332 9
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You should've. Probably would've learned something.

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ThisIsMyReign 4

Like where the period does and does not go?

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dude1122332 9
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DONT CORRECT MY ERRORS. Thanks and enjoy your flight.(:

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exleonhart 0
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Caps will deffinately convey your demands even better, when followed by a unrelated statement.

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skizzars 2

Definitely*

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smilz2u 0

She got ya there hehe :)

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ICastillo 24
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Well shark week is awesome!!! And at least she knows how to defend herself against a shark.

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RawEndo 1

Lmfao shark with no bite

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klovemachine 24

If the girlfriend is the size of a whale, then this FML becomes even funnier :D

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SqueakyChipmunk 20
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What's funny is that the poke in the eyes and nose punch remind me so much of The Three Stooges.

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AugustBurnsToast 14
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Tell her you're a stingray?

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exleonhart 0
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Steve Irwin... Is that you?

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Trisha_aus 15

RIP Steve...we miss ya! Although none of us talked like him..crikey!!

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