Shark Week

By sharkboy - 11/06/2012 02:33 - United States - Honolulu

Today, while at the beach, as a joke, I told my girlfriend that I was a shark. She then poked my eyes and punched me in the nose. When I started to get mad, she just shrugged and asked, "What? You're the one that wanted to be a shark. Don't you watch Shark Week?" FML
I agree, your life sucks 12 884
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Eating her would have solved that problem.

Shark week is beast.


7, But the word as is important in the English language.

Haven't you heard that the bird is the word?>:3

-Peter Griffin. Wisdom words.

JocelynKaulitz 28

You should know, sharks don't take shit from nobody. Eat her!

14, I feel like #3 said something similar to that, but I'm not quite sure..

14 if you know what i mean....

17, I'm with you on that.. Just can't think why.. -scrolls down-

siickman 7

So this dumb FML gets posted but mine doesnt. I really wonder who generates all these FML's and question what the actual fuck are they doing over there. -.-

I'm quite surprised no one made a "Shark Week" period-related joke yet...

beelee1988 13

7- her*

Trix_Disorder 20

13 - It's a real song.

Despite terrible spelling and wrong gender(?) I sort of have to agree with #7. Reverse the roles for a moment, girl jokes she's a shark, guy pokes her in the eyes and punches her. Wouldn't you all be telling her to break it off?

xactownife 7

13 - The bird was the word long before Family Guy existed

This from the person whose username involves punching babies.

Why would you say you're a shark as a joke? What are you six?

Shark week is beast.

crazykid300 6

Fuck ya it is

iFizzgig 11

Sharks! they only bite when you touch their private parts!

tjv3 10

OP I think I love your girlfriend lol

That's a little on the creepy side mate

Eating her would have solved that problem.

You sly boots you...

FMLshark 12

Already done. She was a little salty.

toenibbler 14

I've told you before and I'll tell you again: toes are the better option.

FMLshark 12

Toes have no meat, 36. :( I prefer ribs. I'll save the toes so you can nibble them.

RedPillSucks 31

I'm having fun imagining what the definition of "Eating" might be. Why the hell are there 2 #1 comments?

31 - your bio is inspiring.

Don't sharks like it a little fishy? Haha.

KingCeltic77 18

I would eat her. I'd eat her real well.

Oh Red, what about Kitty??!

Your girlfriend sounds like a funny person.

I love Shark Week. FYL for not watching it.

You should've. Probably would've learned something.

ThisIsMyReign 4

Like where the period does and does not go?

DONT CORRECT MY ERRORS. Thanks and enjoy your flight.(:

Caps will deffinately convey your demands even better, when followed by a unrelated statement.

skizzars 2


smilz2u 0

She got ya there hehe :)

Well shark week is awesome!!! And at least she knows how to defend herself against a shark.

RawEndo 1

Lmfao shark with no bite

klovemachine 24

If the girlfriend is the size of a whale, then this FML becomes even funnier :D

What's funny is that the poke in the eyes and nose punch remind me so much of The Three Stooges.

Tell her you're a stingray?

Steve Irwin... Is that you?

Trisha_aus 15

RIP Steve...we miss ya! Although none of us talked like him..crikey!!