Today, we were at the end of our surfing trip watching a photo montage. A picture popped up of an ugly girl surfing so I shouted out "I didn't know Shrek could surf". The room went very quiet. "Shrek" was sitting beside me. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my brother was doing an extremely annoying Shrek impression, so I turned the TV on in a desperate attempt to drown him out. You'll never guess what movie was on. FML
Today, I realized I’m so lonely that I actually got jealous while watching Shrek. FML
Today, I was jogging with my shirt off, feeling confident and athletic. A car slowed down next to me. I expected a compliment, but instead, a kid leaned out the window and yelled, “Put it back on, Shrek!” FML
Today, my teacher compared the female reproductive system to Shrek's head. Never again will I be able to watch the movies. FML
Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were hanging out when he suddenly said, "Do you know who I think is the most beautiful girl in the world?" I prepared myself for a cute compliment, until he showed me a picture of another girl. FML
Today, I actually had to explain to my sister that Shrek was not in fact based on a true story. She replied that I'm a "clueless twat". FML
Today, my wife and I were out with another couple we're friends with. When we went back to their house, we looked at old pictures. They showed us a great picture, and I said, "It would've been a lot better if that fat chick didn't ruin it in the background." It was the woman from the couple. FML
Today, I was down at Disney World. Me and my buddy decided to take our pictures in a photobooth. While in the tiny space, I thought it'd be funny to flash the camera. A women barged in as soon as I did so, screaming "You know there's an outside video feed, right!?" FML
Today, while at the beach, as a joke, I told my girlfriend that I was a shark. She then poked my eyes and punched me in the nose. When I started to get mad, she just shrugged and asked, "What? You're the one that wanted to be a shark. Don't you watch Shark Week?" FML
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knowitall 1
I hope you feel terrible. You sound like a positively awful person.
Trix_Disorder 20
Even if she wasn't in the room, who the **** says stuff like that? YDI.
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Comments (276)
Ladiesman420 0
Hah Dude Thats Awesome
lowcapacityx 0
AHAHAHAHAAHAHA! ". . . I mean shrek's hotter more attractive sister?"
muse88 0
ok, that is simply funny...ur a complete douchebag!! but i'm sure we have all thought to say stuff and accidentally said it..but how did u not see her?? And yea its more F her life
makjon86 0
don't worry bro. We all do stupid shit. That's actually funny as hell. Besides, it's not like she doesn't know she's ugly, right? Assholes finish first.
TheJadedDiary 2
Aww i feel so bad for her :( Give her a hug
sleepless15_p 0
keep your ignorant comments to yourself if you can not take the heat.
justbea777 0
wowwwwwwww your a jackass
abuu 0
why would you even say it? let alone shout it
pinkytoe 0
#44 I didn't mean it was just a girl issue. I know it's an issue with guys too including many guys I know. Just in this case it happened to be a girl.
were_giraffe 2
what a jerk