FML : Today, my brother was doing an extremely annoying Shrek impression, so I turned the TV on in a desperate attempt to drown him out. You'll never guess what...

Today, my brother was doing an extremely annoying Shrek impression, so I turned the TV on in a desperate attempt to drown him out. You'll never guess what movie was on. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Saturday 7 March 2015 19:05 / United States - Brandon

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By jainam | 7

#6225427 - Sunday 8 March 2015 13:09

Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

By feven | 32

#6225422 - Sunday 8 March 2015 13:04

Maybe Shrek is trying to tell you something

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By feven | 32

#6225422 - Sunday 8 March 2015 13:04

Maybe Shrek is trying to tell you something

JMichael | 25

#6225500 - Sunday 8 March 2015 14:53

That ogres are like onions?

Jason89 | 14

#6225728 - Sunday 8 March 2015 19:46

oh i know #25! they stink?

fortune789 | 17

#6225762 - Sunday 8 March 2015 20:24

Get aot of mai swahmp!

Wutdafuqq | 24

#6225888 - Sunday 8 March 2015 23:49

You cannot run from Shrek.
You cannot hide from Shrek.
Shrek will find you.
Shrek is love.
Shrek is life.

xKrisSmoove | 21

#6225960 - Monday 9 March 2015 0:39

Shrek is trying to say "it's not ogre yet"

IWishIWasObama | 12

#6225981 - Monday 9 March 2015 0:52

@63 That is getting to be severely overplayed.

By OnlyAvailableID | 28

#6225423 - Sunday 8 March 2015 13:05

I'd imagine you'd be quite ogre it after a while.

By jainam | 7

#6225427 - Sunday 8 March 2015 13:09

Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

Livin_Like_Larry | 29

#6225716 - Sunday 8 March 2015 19:36

Why am I not surprised that this is too comment

laden_swallow09 | 34

#6226943 - Monday 9 March 2015 21:20

Shrek is dreck!!

lovebooks07 | 15

#6658550 - Wednesday 27 July 2016 8:48

Noooooooooooo

By iwanttogotoparis | 26

#6225428 - Sunday 8 March 2015 13:09

I guess you could say it was a 'shrek' day

originaljosh | 11

#6225505 - Sunday 8 March 2015 15:00

Did i miss something here?

Diarrhea_Volcano | 29

#6225654 - Sunday 8 March 2015 18:20

Shrektastic*

By ThatLobster | 24

#6225430 - Sunday 8 March 2015 13:12

Why don't you show your parents the 'shrek Is love shrek is life' video and say that's where his behavior is coming from.. ;)

By Steffi3 | 40

#6225431 - Sunday 8 March 2015 13:12

At least Shrek does a decent impression of himself

By Classy_Sassy15 | 18

#6225432 - Sunday 8 March 2015 13:13

As a big sister of 4 siblings I know exactly how you feel.

By 1dvs_bstd | 41

#6225434 - Sunday 8 March 2015 13:16

50 shades of grey?

Shadowvoid | 33

#6225719 - Sunday 8 March 2015 19:38

No, the little mermaid

NostalgiaFreak9 | 39

#6226485 - Monday 9 March 2015 13:46

Actually, it was Jack and Jill.

confusedAsFuck | 34

#6226667 - Monday 9 March 2015 16:32

Don't be stupid, it clearly was Mamma Mia..

robohobosapien | 5

#6227084 - Tuesday 10 March 2015 0:08

You got the wrong color.
It's 50 Shades of Green

By 123ika | 16

#6225435 - Sunday 8 March 2015 13:16

It's all ogre now atleast

By HeWhoIsNameless | 8

#6225438 - Sunday 8 March 2015 13:17

Casablanca?

B1ackthesun | 31

#6225533 - Sunday 8 March 2015 16:17

Don't be stupid. It was clearly Rosemary's Baby

brittaaany_93 | 38

#6225606 - Sunday 8 March 2015 17:25

Damn. I thought it was Titanic!

False_Stupidity | 41

#6225697 - Sunday 8 March 2015 19:13

Gremlins?

MrBoredomioo | 18

#6225872 - Sunday 8 March 2015 23:24

the shining

tdawg91 | 17

#6226011 - Monday 9 March 2015 1:22

My money is on "gone with the wind"

BakedTaters | 16

#6226217 - Monday 9 March 2015 5:26

No, it has to be Jaws.

NostalgiaFreak9 | 39

#6226487 - Monday 9 March 2015 13:47

Was it Back to the Future?

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