Today, we were at the end of our surfing trip watching a photo montage. A picture popped up of an ugly girl surfing so I shouted out "I didn't know Shrek could surf". The room went very quiet. "Shrek" was sitting beside me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my brother was doing an extremely annoying Shrek impression, so I turned the TV on in a desperate attempt to drown him out. You'll never guess what movie was on. FML
Today, I realized I’m so lonely that I actually got jealous while watching Shrek. FML
Today, I was jogging with my shirt off, feeling confident and athletic. A car slowed down next to me. I expected a compliment, but instead, a kid leaned out the window and yelled, “Put it back on, Shrek!” FML
Today, my teacher compared the female reproductive system to Shrek's head. Never again will I be able to watch the movies. FML
Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were hanging out when he suddenly said, "Do you know who I think is the most beautiful girl in the world?" I prepared myself for a cute compliment, until he showed me a picture of another girl. FML
Today, I actually had to explain to my sister that Shrek was not in fact based on a true story. She replied that I'm a "clueless twat". FML
Today, my wife and I were out with another couple we're friends with. When we went back to their house, we looked at old pictures. They showed us a great picture, and I said, "It would've been a lot better if that fat chick didn't ruin it in the background." It was the woman from the couple. FML
Today, I was down at Disney World. Me and my buddy decided to take our pictures in a photobooth. While in the tiny space, I thought it'd be funny to flash the camera. A women barged in as soon as I did so, screaming "You know there's an outside video feed, right!?" FML
Today, while at the beach, as a joke, I told my girlfriend that I was a shark. She then poked my eyes and punched me in the nose. When I started to get mad, she just shrugged and asked, "What? You're the one that wanted to be a shark. Don't you watch Shark Week?" FML
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knowitall 1
I hope you feel terrible. You sound like a positively awful person.
Trix_Disorder 20
Even if she wasn't in the room, who the **** says stuff like that? YDI.
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Comments (276)
Dreamlite 0
Lol at #22 Seriously, I hope that girl beat you down and made you cry in front of everyone. Try not to be such a bitch in the future.
blal 0
people here take everything so seriously here, shit like this happens all the time in highschool, which is probably where OP is if he acts like that... i mean its different if hes 40, but if hes 16, i dont see why all you prissy little girls are getting your panties in a bunch also, karma doesnt exist, people just like seeing patterns in events, and bad things are bound to happen to bad people
sulitak 27
because it shouldn't happen in high school either! Just because a person is 16 doesn't mean they can get away with being cruel assholes, picking on the way ANYONE looks, acts, speaks or dresses. You teach the kid at 6 or so when they start making rude comments that its wrong to insult others. It should not be tolerated... high school or not.
quesoesbueno59 0
You sound like a cuntdick. Depends on your gender.
guitardedman 0
i love how many people have told you to go die, to get injured, and your ugly. i can see how you were going for a joke but it turned out quite badly, obviously. Thats a little far over the line, probably better as a little remark you make under your breath to a friend or something. but i think its hilarious how pissed off people seem to get about this...."you obviously have no friends asshole..." "..Go Die" i think you learned your lesson
AdamRock 2
nice
tthreat23 0
Are you a person not aware of your surrounds? How beastly could she be if she was sitting next to you and you didn't know. I know when I'm around beastly women I head for the hills.
SoBlonde_fml 0
Wow, you put yourself in a very embarrassing situation, and the joke wasn't even funny. You deserved that one.
keelytown 0
Uhh.. you're an idiot.
Nakedsquirrel 5
I think the only reason people are so harsh against the OP is because the girl was a stranger, and that's a ****** up thing to say about someone you don't know. I have no doubt in my mind that the vast majority of you who are in high school or graduated, never actually gave a shit when someone made fun of someone else or otherwise said something mean. Society has kinda instilled the practice of showing some degree of respect to those we don't know. While there are douchebags that can't even do that, I'm almost certain most of you getting on his case are hypocrites. Would you have lashed out like that if you knew everyone in the room?
arashixarashi 0
Did you think people would laugh? Nobody likes people like you.