By mollymaykitty - 02/02/2010 18:38 - France

Today, I received a detention because I threw up on the school nurse who wasn't going to send me home. According to her, stomach ulcers are not a true health issue, so there's no reason to leave. FML
I agree, your life sucks 44 313
You deserved it 2 283

mollymaykitty tells us more.

I've had this ulcer for over a two months. I randomly get sick from it when food has too much spices on it. The lunch today was spicy though you couldn't see the spices on the outside. I took one bite of it, threw the rest away, and within a few hours I got sick.

Top comments

Lawsuit to the school and/or get her fired. Actually, in these dire economic times, you should probably just get her reprimanded; otherwise, it may be too cruel to make her lose her job.

txgirl09 5

Ouch. How can you get a detention for something you can't control? Some people. And she deserved it. I hope it stained.

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Stomach ulcers are definitely a reason to leave, that's terrible. she's a cuntface and deserves to be fired. fyl

why the hell does 'snickerdoodles' feel the need to go in every FML and comment on other peoples spelling and grammar? 

Reyo 2

In the third grade, the school nurse didn't believe I was sick either...up untill the point where I threw my breakfast up on her desk. It wasn't that "It looks fake" watery stuff either, I could see the eggs I had that morning. Good times...

Becuz snickerdoodles is a gramer nazi there everywhere even watching 4 you're tiny mistakes write know

Danielt104 6

Tell your parents when they get home, and have them give the school a little phone call.

i know /: it hurts so bad D: the nurse is stupid.

Okie7123 0

Next time you see her, ask her if Heliobacter pylori rings any bells...

TheCoolDude16 0

umm i didnt realize there were known nurses that went to mental institute schools? i mean really??

blackllama 0

Even worse considering europe is supposed to be medically advanced hop on the ferry go to school in Britan atleast we drug you up beforevwe send you home! Peace out x

Puls3ofth3maggot 0

look at her face... there's your answer.

Puls3ofth3maggot 0

MAYBE because EVERYONE is tired of your bitching and moaning over some grammar issue you have on the Internet... seriously do you have a boyfriend?

because *, grammar* , they're *, your*

she deserves it so fyl indeed but for having to clean puke off herself, **** her life lol

you shouldve stapped he in the leg and said thats no real reason to go to the hospital

MrBond007_fml 6

did anyone else notice that grammar Nazi 21 got slapped by grammar Nazi 158. I hate grammar Nazis. did u guys know that president Kennedy's grammar sucked.

Throw up on the teacher who teaches detention? Hey, they have to eventually let you go.

rofl rofl. i don't know why i just felt the need to comment on this.

TheCoolDude16 0

do you even know what fml means? u look young

Lawsuit to the school and/or get her fired. Actually, in these dire economic times, you should probably just get her reprimanded; otherwise, it may be too cruel to make her lose her job.

crailboyne 0
r83839 22

In these dire times, there's another unemployed nurse who would love to take this lady's job.

txgirl09 5

Ouch. How can you get a detention for something you can't control? Some people. And she deserved it. I hope it stained.

get ur parents to bitch and the school just make up shit till they leave u the **** alone!

AGGoddess 2

The nurse deserved it. You or one of your parents should say something to the principal about this.

shiznutmuffin 0

seriously how could you be held responsible for puking you can't control that and you should get her in trouble O_o