FML : Today, I received a detention because I threw up on the school nurse who wasn't going to send me home. According to her, stomach ulcers are not a true...

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Today, I received a detention because I threw up on the school nurse who wasn't going to send me home. According to her, stomach ulcers are not a true health issue, so there's no reason to leave. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

mollymaykitty Say more :

I've had this ulcer for over a two months. I randomly get sick from it when food has too much spices on it. The lunch today was spicy though you couldn't see the spices on the outside. I took one bite of it, threw the rest away, and within a few hours I got sick.

By mollymaykitty / Tuesday 2 February 2010 18:38 / France

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By popoman | 0

#819552 - Tuesday 2 February 2010 11:27

Lawsuit to the school and/or get her fired. Actually, in these dire economic times, you should probably just get her reprimanded; otherwise, it may be too cruel to make her lose her job.

By txgirl09 | 5

#819556 - Tuesday 2 February 2010 11:28

Ouch. How can you get a detention for something you can't control? Some people. And she deserved it. I hope it stained.

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By GreenDayRHCP | 0

#819525 - Tuesday 2 February 2010 11:24

ouch! that sucks.

MBTnauset | 0

#819569 - Tuesday 2 February 2010 11:32

Stomach ulcers are definitely a reason to leave, that's terrible. she's a cuntface and deserves to be fired. fyl

fdragon257 | 0

#819736 - Wednesday 3 February 2010 12:36

bitch alert

babybubz | 0

#819781 - Wednesday 3 February 2010 12:49

why the hell does 'snickerdoodles' feel the need to go in every FML and comment on other peoples spelling and grammar? 

airforce987 | 20

#819818 - Wednesday 3 February 2010 01:07

I noticed that too

Trent14 | 0

#819857 - Wednesday 3 February 2010 01:21

pussey

YTDIsorry | 1

#819865 - Wednesday 3 February 2010 01:24

lmao

Straka | 0

#819871 - Wednesday 3 February 2010 01:28

BITCH!!!!!!!

sucks4you09 | 0

#819951 - Wednesday 3 February 2010 01:52

she had it coming!

Reyo | 2

#820166 - Wednesday 3 February 2010 02:44

In the third grade, the school nurse didn't believe I was sick either...up untill the point where I threw my breakfast up on her desk. It wasn't that "It looks fake" watery stuff either, I could see the eggs I had that morning. Good times...

gun6slinger9 | 9

#820571 - Wednesday 3 February 2010 04:33

Becuz snickerdoodles is a gramer nazi there everywhere even watching 4 you're tiny mistakes write know

JrRida | 0

#820637 - Wednesday 3 February 2010 04:56

wow Dan shut up

unctarheel529 | 0

#820759 - Wednesday 3 February 2010 05:24

what are you talking about 64

Danielt104 | 6

#820764 - Wednesday 3 February 2010 05:25

Tell your parents when they get home, and have them give the school a little phone call.

JF4509 | 0

#820924 - Wednesday 3 February 2010 06:18

i know /: it hurts so bad D: the nurse is stupid.

Okie7123 | 0

#821137 - Wednesday 3 February 2010 08:18

Next time you see her, ask her if Heliobacter pylori rings any bells...

TheCoolDude16 | 0

#821188 - Wednesday 3 February 2010 09:13

umm i didnt realize there were known nurses that went to mental institute schools? i mean really??

grandma_moses | 0

#821506 - Wednesday 3 February 2010 01:05

^ this

blackllama | 0

#821804 - Wednesday 3 February 2010 04:16

lololololol Gramar Nazi, lol.

trickyd | 0

#822898 - Thursday 4 February 2010 12:33

Even worse considering europe is supposed to be medically advanced hop on the ferry go to school in Britan atleast we drug you up beforevwe send you home! Peace out x

Puls3ofth3maggot | 0

#823646 - Thursday 4 February 2010 04:23

look at her face... there's your answer.

Puls3ofth3maggot | 0

#823650 - Thursday 4 February 2010 04:25

MAYBE because EVERYONE is tired of your bitching and moaning over some grammar issue you have on the Internet... seriously do you have a boyfriend?

E1337ist | 0

#825310 - Thursday 4 February 2010 09:27

indeed

wa2_ev | 0

#840492 - Wednesday 10 February 2010 08:05

because *, grammar* , they're *, your*

brianred5 | 0

#858949 - Monday 15 February 2010 07:18

she deserves it so fyl indeed but for having to clean puke off herself, fuck her life lol

My2864 | 1

#1006109 - Tuesday 25 May 2010 12:13

you shouldve stapped he in the leg and said thats no real reason to go to the hospital

MrBond007_fml | 6

#2001247 - Monday 24 January 2011 09:33

did anyone else notice that grammar Nazi 21 got slapped by grammar Nazi 158. I hate grammar Nazis. did u guys know that president Kennedy's grammar sucked.

By JamieR1263 | 0

#819529 - Tuesday 2 February 2010 11:24

Wow...

abbyelizabeth | 9

#3250708 - Wednesday 7 September 2011 06:14

Throw up on the teacher who teaches detention? Hey, they have to eventually let you go.

By Ethwasia | 0

#819530 - Tuesday 2 February 2010 11:24

that sux

By pooter_stink | 0

#819531 - Tuesday 2 February 2010 11:24

Haha

theschweigert | 0

#819541 - Tuesday 2 February 2010 11:25

pooter? would happen to take a chemistry class second period?

By NatzSwifey | 0

#819533 - Tuesday 2 February 2010 11:24

she totally deserved it!

By bestmw2playereve | 0

#819545 - Tuesday 2 February 2010 11:25

Hahaha! She deserved it.

mfmylifesrsly | 29

#820117 - Wednesday 3 February 2010 02:31

are you like 10?

HoesInaBox | 0

#820545 - Wednesday 3 February 2010 04:26

rofl rofl. i don't know why i just felt the need to comment on this.

Commander927 | 0

#821081 - Wednesday 3 February 2010 07:33

that's shitty

TheCoolDude16 | 0

#821184 - Wednesday 3 February 2010 09:10

do you even know what fml means? u look young

By Treyfacee | 0

#819548 - Tuesday 2 February 2010 11:26

That nurse deserved it!!!

azreal_13 | 0

#819625 - Tuesday 2 February 2010 11:53

sue the bitch!!!! or something :P

By popoman | 0

#819552 - Tuesday 2 February 2010 11:27

Lawsuit to the school and/or get her fired. Actually, in these dire economic times, you should probably just get her reprimanded; otherwise, it may be too cruel to make her lose her job.