By mollymaykitty - 02/02/2010 18:38 - France

Today, I received a detention because I threw up on the school nurse who wasn't going to send me home. According to her, stomach ulcers are not a true health issue, so there's no reason to leave. FML
I agree, your life sucks 44 279
You deserved it 2 275

mollymaykitty tells us more.

I've had this ulcer for over a two months. I randomly get sick from it when food has too much spices on it. The lunch today was spicy though you couldn't see the spices on the outside. I took one bite of it, threw the rest away, and within a few hours I got sick.

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Lawsuit to the school and/or get her fired. Actually, in these dire economic times, you should probably just get her reprimanded; otherwise, it may be too cruel to make her lose her job.

Ouch. How can you get a detention for something you can't control? Some people. And she deserved it. I hope it stained.

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ouch! that sucks.

Stomach ulcers are definitely a reason to leave, that's terrible. she's a cuntface and deserves to be fired. fyl

bitch alert

why the hell does 'snickerdoodles' feel the need to go in every FML and comment on other peoples spelling and grammar? 

I noticed that too

BITCH!!!!!!!

she had it coming!

In the third grade, the school nurse didn't believe I was sick either...up untill the point where I threw my breakfast up on her desk. It wasn't that "It looks fake" watery stuff either, I could see the eggs I had that morning. Good times...

Becuz snickerdoodles is a gramer nazi there everywhere even watching 4 you're tiny mistakes write know

wow Dan shut up

what are you talking about 64

Tell your parents when they get home, and have them give the school a little phone call.

i know /: it hurts so bad D: the nurse is stupid.

Next time you see her, ask her if Heliobacter pylori rings any bells...

umm i didnt realize there were known nurses that went to mental institute schools? i mean really??

lololololol Gramar Nazi, lol.

Even worse considering europe is supposed to be medically advanced hop on the ferry go to school in Britan atleast we drug you up beforevwe send you home! Peace out x

look at her face... there's your answer.

MAYBE because EVERYONE is tired of your bitching and moaning over some grammar issue you have on the Internet... seriously do you have a boyfriend?

because *, grammar* , they're *, your*

she deserves it so fyl indeed but for having to clean puke off herself, fuck her life lol

you shouldve stapped he in the leg and said thats no real reason to go to the hospital

did anyone else notice that grammar Nazi 21 got slapped by grammar Nazi 158. I hate grammar Nazis. did u guys know that president Kennedy's grammar sucked.

Throw up on the teacher who teaches detention? Hey, they have to eventually let you go.

pooter? would happen to take a chemistry class second period?

she totally deserved it!

Hahaha! She deserved it.

are you like 10?

rofl rofl. i don't know why i just felt the need to comment on this.

that's shitty

do you even know what fml means? u look young

That nurse deserved it!!!

sue the bitch!!!! or something :P

Lawsuit to the school and/or get her fired. Actually, in these dire economic times, you should probably just get her reprimanded; otherwise, it may be too cruel to make her lose her job.

you look young too

In these dire times, there's another unemployed nurse who would love to take this lady's job.

Ouch. How can you get a detention for something you can't control? Some people. And she deserved it. I hope it stained.

get ur parents to bitch and the school just make up shit till they leave u the fuck alone!

The nurse deserved it. You or one of your parents should say something to the principal about this.

seriously how could you be held responsible for puking you can't control that and you should get her in trouble O_o