By DutchOven - 04/07/2009 21:07 - United States

Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML
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Kizatt 0

That is like one of the funniest FMLs I've ever read

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dandymidori 0

This is hilariously disturbing! Did everyone realize that you did that?

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Sanrio90 8

This is probably the funniest FML ever.

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jmeg_fml 0

Hahahahaha dutch ovened. Congrats on your wedding!

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myuselestwocents 0

lol.. right. because the ones that don't must bitch alot... when they don't fart nor belch... they'd explode right? (sarcastic comment or not on your part (unsure), but i couldn't help inputting this response) :P

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BLNovelist 0

No, the point is that only a "fake" woman would act as if she doesn't - considering real ones fart and belch, just like every other human on the planet.

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icehot 0

lol they would explode. yea i was just playing

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thetakingback 0

wrong. they were saying "Fake. Women don't fart."

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BigSky 5

It's better to fart and bear the shame, then not to fart and bear the pain.

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containsnosoy 0

You just got married and your priorities for your wedding day/night are writing to FML?? FYL, but YDI.

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nwoodh 0

#45, this probably happened a while back, and she just entered it today. It says the "Today, " part automatically, cause its funny, and they all match..fucktard.

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mynameisnotjudie 0

lololololololololololololololololololol = ) that's all I have to say ;- )

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Gillypants 3

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i laughed soooo hard after reading this that i cried. lmfaooooooooooooooooo

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MattGil 0

Blowing hard ass wind under the covers several times and building up stench while your old lady is brushing her teeth and getting ready for bed, then when she gets into bed, pull the covers over her head and yell "Dutch Oven" and let her enjoy the stench of your ass gas for at least 30 seconds.

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