By Dramaqueenfornothing - 27/04/2016 22:32 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, while being intimate with my future husband, I reached over to stroke his cheek. The light behind him cast a shadow over my chest, and it scared me so much, I screamed then I farted on him. FML
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FalloutScrolls 25

At least it was only a fart. It could have scared the shit out of you, but you're tough like that, OP.

Try and keep this out of the wedding speech

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Try and keep this out of the wedding speech

No way, this must be shared!

That's one way to play dirty...

FalloutScrolls 25

At least it was only a fart. It could have scared the shit out of you, but you're tough like that, OP.

If that would've happened they would've had a whole new set of problems. And sheets, hopefully.

DeadxManxWalking 27

I'm trying to picture this in my head

TMO2142 25

Um... could have been worse?? Alot worse

Am I the only one wondering which position they're in? She can reach up to his cheek and cast a shadow on herself, but then she can also fart on him. It sounds really healthy for her spine.

she was sitting in his lap with the light behind him......

Ah, that makes sense. I was imagining one of them lying down and got confused.

He's your husband I doubt he cared that much That's pretty hilarious though.

Exactly, I mean if it was a first date I'd be pretty embarrassed about something like that, but when you're in a longterm relationship things like farting are pretty normal, they can actually be pretty funny sometimes >< I wouldn't sweat it OP, he's your fiancé and presumably loves you for you, I'm sure he's used to you having bodily functions :p

This is honestly hilarious. At least you both will have something to laugh at in the future.

Scared of your own shadow.

Hopefully it didn't kill the mood. Just role with it.