Well that's not wonderful at fall

Did you fall off a desk chair perched at the edge of a long staircase or something?

Well how f***ing high was it?!

That must have been one hell of a fall

I knew somebody who was sitting in a desk chair, went to pick up a pen he dropped, and the chair tipped over and he crushed his spine, permanently disabling him. Desk chairs can be dangerous.

First you break your hand in your competitive dramatic speech, then you break part of your leg at your dancing school's show, and now this?! You are really accident prone!

Can you say osteoporosis?

Did you fall off the deck too? Lol That sucks OP

He needs some milk!

drink more milk, you obviously have weak bones.