By 1234 - 11/7/2009 16:41 - Canada

Classy

Today, it was my wedding day. I had my butt clenched during the ceremony. I was giving my husband the ring, but dropped it. When I went to retrieve it, I let a huge one rip. My husband yelled, "She likes to eat beans." FML
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By  MSJ91  |  1

haha, now you'll remember your wedding better

you should be laughing at it; it makes for a better memory

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SiCMgt4SlipKnoT, seriously just shut up. Your intolerance is really starting to piss me off. Guess which country I'm from? I'll give you a hint: I'm not from Canada so you can't use your shitty ass "insults" against me. Shut the fuck up and stop being racist against Canadians douchebag.

OP: That sucks. I always end up having to pee when I get nervous, so if it makes you feel better I'll probably start squirming during my wedding. Hahaha. It'll be a nice story to humor family members later down the line (or kids if you're planning on having any). I know I enjoy hearing my Mom's embarrassing wedding stories. Or pretty much any story before I was born is interesting...

Anyway, FYL.

By  MSJ91  |  1

haha, now you'll remember your wedding better

you should be laughing at it; it makes for a better memory