By flipflop - 07/06/2010 07:03 - United States

Today, I got married. I was so nervous right before I said my vows that, in the dead silence, I farted. Loud. My brother showed me afterwards, on tape, over and over and over again. FML
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troll4thelulz 0

It could've been worse, you could've had explosive diarrhea while saying your vows.

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iamchuck 0

Family functions are going to be a riot for years.

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iamchuck 0

Family functions are going to be a riot for years.

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Cbizzlez 10

on your 50th aniversary they will play that tape and you will shit yourself laughing memories are a good thing

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kiltsaresexy 4

agreeed. this opens up for a lot of bad jokes. "Your wedding day was a real gas." "At least they married someone who knows how to cut loose"

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bettadenne1 0

now you'll be the butt of every joke.  lol

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Miss_Represented 0

Don't feel bad, I got nervous as I was about to walk down the aisle(before the music started) and while trying to stiffle a laugh I snorted... I'm pretty sure nerve noises are common, but people did laugh. Assholes. ;)

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ApplePieHead 0

Well, I guess your wedding... stunk...

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cincin75 0

I hate say this, but OP I think your ex is worse than a *****. It is good for you to get rid of her before she bring you a daddy unknowned baby. You are lucky, just cheer up buddy. 

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Kaiden2554 0

sneakyy littllee bastardd catch it next timmee

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skyttlz 32

play the fart in slow mo

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troll4thelulz 0

It could've been worse, you could've had explosive diarrhea while saying your vows.

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ownage24 0

lmfao. I was about to say the same thing. freaking Anti- flood :/

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hethisistony2 0

can't say I have ever farted from being nervous haha but that sucks man

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Neybay 0

hehehe I love it, entertainment for the entire family! you know at every family get together if a fart is dropped back come the puns hehe :D

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weege 0

dude be proud. not many people can say they did that hahaha

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bentheman 0

Well look at the bright side..congrtz on gettn married :] as for the brother..tell him family stuff is private?? i guess..lol

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GAbeauty 0

I would say f your life too but not for farting but for being on fmylife the day you got married...I mean really?!? You couldn't find anything else to do like a honeymoon or something?

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GAbeauty 0

Really? Well I think you're a sweet heart!

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LilAfo 4

lol, just cuz the FML starts with "today, bla bla bla" it doesn't mean that the FML was written today :/ That's how every FML starts.

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GAbeauty 0

Thanks:)! I'm new to this so unfortunately I didn't know that.

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Dwight_A_R_Manag 0

GAbeuty has a stinky butthole

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noseasmamon 0

....... just look at her hair... its obvious

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gth829c 0

finally somebody knows it's not spelled "conceded"

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Anteezy 7

I also like turtles, and I've seen the explanation of how "Today," is merely the format at least half a dozen times so now I just call people stupid. It's easier this way ;d roar.

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dubstep87 0

r u a man or women

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ownage24 0

dude your pic is freaking awsoume.

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bossybanks 0

lol 11. and sorry op but that is funny. lol

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IchbinSyn 0

On the bright side u didn't shit yourself

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