Today, I got married. I was so nervous right before I said my vows that, in the dead silence, I farted. Loud. My brother showed me afterwards, on tape, over and over and over again. FML
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troll4thelulz
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It could've been worse, you could've had explosive diarrhea while saying your vows.
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iamchuck
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Family functions are going to be a riot for years.
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iamchuck
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Family functions are going to be a riot for years.
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SarahBearXoX
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hahaha ^ so true n so sad
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Cbizzlez
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on your 50th aniversary they will play that tape and you will shit yourself laughing memories are a good thing
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abbi96x
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^^ true :]
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kiltsaresexy
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agreeed. this opens up for a lot of bad jokes.
"Your wedding day was a real gas."
"At least they married someone who knows how to cut loose"
"Your wedding day was a real gas."
"At least they married someone who knows how to cut loose"
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littlemissdqgirl
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lol 11
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bettadenne1
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now you'll be the butt of every joke. lol
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Miss_Represented
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Don't feel bad, I got nervous as I was about to walk down the aisle(before the music started) and while trying to stiffle a laugh I snorted... I'm pretty sure nerve noises are common, but people did laugh. Assholes. ;)
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jenknee1989
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hahahaajhh
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ApplePieHead
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Well, I guess your wedding... stunk...
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cincin75
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I hate say this, but OP I think your ex is worse than a whore. It is good for you to get rid of her before she bring you a daddy unknowned baby. You are lucky, just cheer up buddy.
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cincin75
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Damn, wrong post again.
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Stevefett
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6-you are gorgeous. Just sayin'
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daveyb123
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wow.
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Kaiden2554
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sneakyy littllee bastardd
catch it next timmee
catch it next timmee
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skyttlz
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play the fart in slow mo
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troll4thelulz
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It could've been worse, you could've had explosive diarrhea while saying your vows.
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3son_fail3
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nice pic
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ownage24
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lmfao. I was about to say the same thing.
freaking Anti- flood :/
freaking Anti- flood :/
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hethisistony2
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can't say I have ever farted from being nervous haha but that sucks man
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Neybay
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hehehe I love it, entertainment for the entire family! you know at every family get together if a fart is dropped back come the puns hehe :D
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weege
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dude be proud. not many people can say they did that hahaha
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bentheman
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Well look at the bright side..congrtz on gettn married :] as for the brother..tell him family stuff is private?? i guess..lol
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GAbeauty
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I would say f your life too but not for farting but for being on fmylife the day you got married...I mean really?!? You couldn't find anything else to do like a honeymoon or something?
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Anteezy
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You're stupid.
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GAbeauty
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Really? Well I think you're a sweet heart!
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LilAfo
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lol, just cuz the FML starts with "today, bla bla bla" it doesn't mean that the FML was written today :/
That's how every FML starts.
That's how every FML starts.
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GAbeauty
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Thanks:)! I'm new to this so unfortunately I didn't know that.
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platsalsa
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new or not. you are hot! I love GA
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Dwight_A_R_Manag
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GAbeuty has a stinky butthole
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coolbeens76
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22 win
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noseasmamon
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....... just look at her hair... its obvious
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rockhound
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"GAbeauty".....conceited much?
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gth829c
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finally somebody knows it's not spelled "conceded"
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Anteezy
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I also like turtles, and I've seen the explanation of how "Today," is merely the format at least half a dozen times so now I just call people stupid. It's easier this way ;d
roar.
roar.
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dubstep87
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r u a man or women
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troll4thelulz
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woman*
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ownage24
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dude your pic is freaking awsoume.
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bossybanks
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lol 11. and sorry op but that is funny. lol
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IchbinSyn
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On the bright side u didn't shit yourself