By twintowers - 4/7/2009 20:30 - United States
  Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex. It got very wild and soon was interrupted by a knock on my door. My dad had come home early from work, and heard the whole thing. He demanded my boyfriend to come over, and he had a sex talk with him on the couch in front of the whole family. FML
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  dang_fml  |  0

totally deserved. idk if your dad picked up another phone in the house or if he stood outside your door and listened, but either way, you should be aware of other people in the house when you do stuff like that lol

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  ndawgg  |  5

By telling her not to have phone sex? The key part of that being "phone." Where she can't get pregnant or VD/STD/STI or whatever they're called now.

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  Nick402  |  0

Well, if they're having phone sex, chances are they're doing a lot more than that when they're actually together. And who says that he's telling them not to have sex? He could just be talking about how to be safe and everything.