Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex. It got very wild and soon was interrupted by a knock on my door. My dad had come home early from work, and heard the whole thing. He demanded my boyfriend to come over, and he had a sex talk with him on the couch in front of the whole family. FML
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emery52
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i never understood phone sex
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msbetsy
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Your dad is awesome! He's making sure you don't get pregnant/STD infected, one boyfriend at a time.
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SturmFireforge
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Wow. Nice job.
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qwerty475
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Your dad was masturbating while listening on another phone
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kyle4321
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LOL yeah he was!
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MasterModeraor
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So ur dad raped your boyfriend in front of your family!?! YDI
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ninaaftermath
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YDI for having phone sex
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Secret_Fire_King
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hahaha.. YDI.. but, I hope you put a condom over the phone (to be safe)..
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ashlinmarie
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awkward:/
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cucumberfabulous
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YDI
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seb12992
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I agree, when I read "phone sex" I automatically thought she deserved it.
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dang_fml
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totally deserved. idk if your dad picked up another phone in the house or if he stood outside your door and listened, but either way, you should be aware of other people in the house when you do stuff like that lol
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yum anyone wanna give me their number?? :)
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Thabb
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F his life, not yours.
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MeganH0LLYW00D
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Happened to me once.
It was pretty awkward.
It was pretty awkward.
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Shock98
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f(yourboyfriends)life.
that's so awkward.
that's so awkward.
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rafaelaugusto94
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embarrassing
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msbetsy
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Your dad is awesome! He's making sure you don't get pregnant/STD infected, one boyfriend at a time.
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ndawgg
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By telling her not to have phone sex? The key part of that being "phone." Where she can't get pregnant or VD/STD/STI or whatever they're called now.
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Nick402
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Well, if they're having phone sex, chances are they're doing a lot more than that when they're actually together. And who says that he's telling them not to have sex? He could just be talking about how to be safe and everything.
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drinkupgorgeous
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Haha that reminds me of that Cyanide and Happiness comic. He's protecting her from getting "hearing AIDS".
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amy1504
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Wild phone sex?
Hahaha
Hahaha
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Spreed
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ROFL, could have been worse though. Could have been wild cyber sex, now that would be pretty sad.
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emery52
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i never understood phone sex
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ArtsySwag
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You aren't the only one... Why would you waste time doing that??
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Atropos_fml
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How does phone sex get wild?
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icehot
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when you start pushing the pound key over and over
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kk89
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Hahahaha that made me laugh out loud. the POUND key, lol
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FreshAsCrap
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hahah thats hilarious! pund key hahahah. but honestly, who has phone sex? its fucking nothing compared to the real thing
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blue8795
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People who are in long distance relationships who can't do otherwise?
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Atropos_fml
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These kids are obviously not in a long distance relationship, considering the boyfriend came over.
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tzuriel11
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thats hilarious!!
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amy1504
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'Put your pork sword in my lady flower'
Ohh yeahhh haha :)
Ohh yeahhh haha :)