FML : Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex. It got very wild and soon was interrupted by a knock on my door. My dad had come home early from work,...

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex. It got very wild and soon was interrupted by a knock on my door. My dad had come home early from work, and heard the whole thing. He demanded my boyfriend to come over, and he had a sex talk with him on the couch in front of the whole family. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By twintowers - / Saturday 4 July 2009 20:30 / United States

Intimacy

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By emery52 | 0

#368475 - Saturday 4 July 2009 23:28

i never understood phone sex

By msbetsy | 0

#368446 - Saturday 4 July 2009 23:20

Your dad is awesome! He's making sure you don't get pregnant/STD infected, one boyfriend at a time.

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By SturmFireforge | 0

#368393 - Saturday 4 July 2009 23:10

Wow. Nice job.

qwerty475 | 0

#368690 - Sunday 5 July 2009 0:45

Your dad was masturbating while listening on another phone

kyle4321 | 0

#368722 - Sunday 5 July 2009 0:58

LOL yeah he was!

MasterModeraor | 0

#369228 - Sunday 5 July 2009 4:43

So ur dad raped your boyfriend in front of your family!?! YDI

ninaaftermath | 0

#369544 - Sunday 5 July 2009 7:02

YDI for having phone sex

Secret_Fire_King | 0

#792542 - Saturday 23 January 2010 5:01

hahaha.. YDI.. but, I hope you put a condom over the phone (to be safe)..

ashlinmarie | 0

#1072473 - Thursday 8 July 2010 1:46

awkward:/

By cucumberfabulous | 7

#368395 - Saturday 4 July 2009 23:10

YDI

seb12992 | 0

#368522 - Saturday 4 July 2009 23:44

I agree, when I read "phone sex" I automatically thought she deserved it.

dang_fml | 0

#368880 - Sunday 5 July 2009 1:58

totally deserved. idk if your dad picked up another phone in the house or if he stood outside your door and listened, but either way, you should be aware of other people in the house when you do stuff like that lol

littlemisshottie_fml | 0

#986534 - Thursday 29 April 2010 14:54

yum anyone wanna give me their number?? :)

Thabb | 0

#986986 - Saturday 1 May 2010 16:27

F his life, not yours.

By MeganH0LLYW00D | 0

#368403 - Saturday 4 July 2009 23:11

Happened to me once.
It was pretty awkward.

By Shock98 | 0

#368424 - Saturday 4 July 2009 23:16

f(yourboyfriends)life.
that's so awkward.

By rafaelaugusto94 | 0

#368442 - Saturday 4 July 2009 23:19

embarrassing

By msbetsy | 0

#368446 - Saturday 4 July 2009 23:20

Your dad is awesome! He's making sure you don't get pregnant/STD infected, one boyfriend at a time.

ndawgg | 5

#368634 - Sunday 5 July 2009 0:18

By telling her not to have phone sex? The key part of that being "phone." Where she can't get pregnant or VD/STD/STI or whatever they're called now.

Nick402 | 0

#368775 - Sunday 5 July 2009 1:23

Well, if they're having phone sex, chances are they're doing a lot more than that when they're actually together. And who says that he's telling them not to have sex? He could just be talking about how to be safe and everything.