By twintowers - 04/07/2009 20:30 - United States

By twintowers - 04/07/2009 20:30 - United States
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LOL yeah he was!
YDI for having phone sex
hahaha.. YDI.. but, I hope you put a condom over the phone (to be safe)..
awkward:/
Your dad is awesome! He's making sure you don't get pregnant/STD infected, one boyfriend at a time.
By telling her not to have phone sex? The key part of that being "phone." Where she can't get pregnant or VD/STD/STI or whatever they're called now.
Well, if they're having phone sex, chances are they're doing a lot more than that when they're actually together. And who says that he's telling them not to have sex? He could just be talking about how to be safe and everything.
Haha that reminds me of that Cyanide and Happiness comic. He's protecting her from getting "hearing AIDS".
Wild phone sex? Hahaha
i never understood phone sex
You aren't the only one... Why would you waste time doing that??
How does phone sex get wild?
when you start pushing the pound key over and over
Hahahaha that made me laugh out loud. the POUND key, lol
I think "wild" is when they start dialing other area codes.
People who are in long distance relationships who can't do otherwise?
These kids are obviously not in a long distance relationship, considering the boyfriend came over.
'Put your pork sword in my lady flower' Ohh yeahhh haha :)
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i never understood phone sex
when you start pushing the pound key over and over