By anonymous - 14/3/2012 05:18 - Canada
Today, I was sitting on the couch with my fiancé, when he jumped up and viciously sat on my face. I then heard, smelled, and tasted the most violent, horrific fart known to man. I still can't get the taste out of my mouth, and he can't stop laughing. I'm getting married to this guy. FML
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  sezual  |  15

I'm not sure if that alone is enough reason to end an engagement, you did say 'yes' for a reason. Although, if the reasons you said yes don't outweigh this situation then you definitely have some thinking to do. It also bothers me when someone says 'and I'm marrying this man' and it's not implied as a good thing.

Speak to him about it, I know it's hard to change habits but I'm sure farting in people's faces isn't a personal trait that he holds dear. If it is, run as fast as you can.

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  TorturedXeno  |  27

Sounds like a kee... *gets punched in the face*

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  DjeePee  |  24

Hilarious? I'm afraid we two have a complete different view on humor, pal. To be honest, I think this is more humiliating and disturbing and totally-not-acceptable-from-your-beloved-partner than hilarious.