Today, the priest at my wedding farted. Everyone thought it was me. The guests, my bride, even the priest himself looked at me in disgust before continuing. FML
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shewenttojareds
| 16
He let out the Holy Ghost. You're blessed LOL.
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Miss_Chevious
| 37
How do you know it wasn't your wife?
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cooltatgar
| 30
HOLY FART
Blessing in disguise
LMAO
Blessing in disguise
LMAO
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MisterEx
| 28
Blessing in disgust. YEAHHHHHHH!
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shewenttojareds
| 16
He let out the Holy Ghost. You're blessed LOL.
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potato_meat
| 12
Did it smell?
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Lalala579121
| 27
Farts don't have noses, so no.
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MisterEx
| 28
I am from the future, #38.
You are going to be a school teacher.
One day during class, a student will ask you if he/she can go to the bathroom.
You will reply "I don't know, can you?"
You are going to be a school teacher.
One day during class, a student will ask you if he/she can go to the bathroom.
You will reply "I don't know, can you?"
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cloco87
| 22
Guess the priest just had to release the demon.
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koganti
| 18
I think it was a bad omen...very bad.
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danm_1
| 28
Don't jinx their marriage! I'm sure that OP, and his now wife, will grow old together. sometimes sh*t just happens. Excuse the pun
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Wolfipoo
| 31
Sorry that happened OP, it's messed up to be blamed for such things.
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Mpii
| 11
Im sorry i accidently downvoted your comment!
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snowboard143
| 9
I purposely downvoted your comment
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Juliannb4
| 9
People don't seem to understand that farting is natural, like burping or taking a piss. Sure, it's noisy, but come on, guys! Farting is as natural as having sex: it can be loud, it can be quiet, but still natural ;).
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Catdragon
| 40
but there is a time and place for everything, you don't go having sex in public.
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brezzyanna
| 17
Yeah but sex is something you control. If you have to fart, you can't really hold it in for the entire ceremony, and you really shouldn't try. It's bad for your health
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lulinator
| 40
Yes. Because farts that are held in travel up to your brain, and that's where shitty ideas come from.
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khorstmye
| 15
You don't? Where is your sense of excitement?!?
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derangedplanet
| 23
Well things would certainly have been more interesting if the priest had had sex on the alter rather than farting, who do you think it'd be? op or his wife?
talk about having a naturally fucked life
talk about having a naturally fucked life
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MooseKnuckle503
| 11
Yes. There is a time & place for that aswell obviously
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slothysarah37
| 19
"Holy shit." At least he didn't do THAT at your wedding
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Psycocharger
| 19
See, even priests aren't honest sometimes
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ShadowlessSpear
| 21
Don't you mean ever?
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ohSNAPyall
| 26
"It was YOU! CONFESS!!"
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Nilorak
| 24
Real classy op, blaming the priest. ?