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  MisterEx  |  28

I am from the future, #38.

You are going to be a school teacher.

One day during class, a student will ask you if he/she can go to the bathroom.

You will reply "I don't know, can you?"

By  Juliannb4  |  9

People don't seem to understand that farting is natural, like burping or taking a piss. Sure, it's noisy, but come on, guys! Farting is as natural as having sex: it can be loud, it can be quiet, but still natural ;).

  brezzyanna  |  17

Yeah but sex is something you control. If you have to fart, you can't really hold it in for the entire ceremony, and you really shouldn't try. It's bad for your health

  derangedplanet  |  23

Well things would certainly have been more interesting if the priest had had sex on the alter rather than farting, who do you think it'd be? op or his wife?

talk about having a naturally fucked life