Health, Relatable and Periods: Time

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By Ka… - 25/05/2024 07:00 - United States - Glide

Today, after spending two days spiraling out of control with my thoughts and online searches over my husband not being attracted to me, and our marriage being over, I realized it was just the week before my period insanity. I get to know I'm gonna bleed when the intrusive thoughts start to win. Being a woman is so fun. FML

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You deserved it 145

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2020 23:01

Today, someone said that women shouldn’t hate their menstrual cycles, because the hormonal changes were so "interesting". Sure, that’s the word I’d use for alternating between cramps and zits, being an insatiable nymphomaniac, and being so depressed I want to die. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 656

You deserved it 152

By Username - 09/07/2011 04:32 - United States

Today, I realized that my wife is such a bitch normally, she's actually nicer when she is on her period. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 506

You deserved it 8 167

By anonymous - 14/06/2012 14:54 - China - Nanjing

Today, I found out that my wife and two teenage daughters' periods are all one week after the other. I am living in hell almost every single day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 201

You deserved it 4 741

By geedeewhy - 01/01/2019 04:00

Today, my period was officially 2 weeks late. I have a phobia about giving birth, so I had a panic attack, went to Walmart, spend $15 on four pregnancy tests and a drink, came home, and took the tests. All four came back negative. As I went to clean up and throw everything away, I got my period. FML

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You deserved it 773

The body keeps the score

By Anonymous - 02/12/2022 17:00 - United Kingdom - Pontefract

Today, I started my period, complete with cramps, diarrhoea, a headache, bloating, and aching legs. Apparently my body didn't get the message that I had a total hysterectomy a month ago, including my ovaries, tubes and cervix. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 052

You deserved it 104

By thedeerman - 17/09/2011 04:39 - United States

Today, I found out my wife and three daughters all have their period on seperate weeks. I now have no break from yelling. FML

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You deserved it 5 296

By SadOldBag - 23/08/2018 21:30 - United States - Estero

Today, I received the gifts of my period, diarrhea, severe dizziness and double vision, and an ant infestation in my home. These were followed by the glaring absence of any gifts from my husband. Happy 40th to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 208

You deserved it 231

By sadface - 03/02/2010 11:58 - France

Today, I found out that I'm not actually pregnant. I've apparently been having a hysterical pregnancy because I want a child so badly. I don't know which was worse, the look of relief on my husband's face or having to send a mass email to inform my family and friends. FML

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You deserved it 9 097

By mental - 25/10/2012 23:09 - United States

Today, after therapy for obsessing over every woman who talks to me, all I could think about was how I could seduce my therapist. I think I still need a lot of help. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 616

You deserved it 6 058

By ideserveit - 28/05/2016 22:10 - Finland

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend after a fight. I told him the reason I was so irritable is because I'm on my period. He yelped in disgust and nearly fell out of bed. Good to know I'm dating a man-child. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 019

You deserved it 1 836

sadderp 18

Saturday 25 May 2024 19:56

I would talk to your doctor about possibly having PMDD

FluffythePink 21

Saturday 25 May 2024 22:06

🫂 get a period tracker on your phone. A decent one you can train to your own cycle. It's a godsend if you suffer from too much pmt. You can't stop it but knowing when to hunker down with chocolate and trash TV saves soooo much crap.

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sadderp 18

Saturday 25 May 2024 19:56

I would talk to your doctor about possibly having PMDD

FluffythePink 21

Saturday 25 May 2024 22:06

bazjack 26

Wednesday 12 June 2024 1:59

Be careful with period trackers on your phone if you are fertile - in this post-Roe era, they can be subpoenaed for evidence if you are suspected of ending your pregnancy.

Wadlaen 23

Saturday 25 May 2024 22:31

I'm terribly sorry for your experience and PMS making you delusional. But I've got to admit that reading this kind of posts makes me grateful for being a man! Best of luck for the time that lies ahead of you!

dreams2383 18

Sunday 26 May 2024 2:31

I'm sorry but that's not normal behavior. talk to your doctor because your hormones are all out of wack. they should make you crazy like thar just because your getting close to your period.