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By  PunsY0  |  5

Just get her a great gift and act like you new. Trust me know one will ever notice.

  DogsPaw  |  16

knew* no*
I felt entitled to let you know, I am not a grammar nazi.

Irony is no one will notice the gift, but we will notice those backwards spelling errors.

  Zomg_Okay  |  26

56 - He forgot the "if". He was saying "What if she is already, like, 19?". The point he was making is that the daughter he just found out about could be a year old or twenty (or more) years old. If she's older, it's not like he can just pop in and act like he's known her since she was born.

  elmousey  |  5

Furthermore, if she was older why would he want to pretend he's known about her all along? That would just make him seem like a deadbeat. "Hey I'm your dad and although I've known about you your whole life I didn't want or care to see you until now." Vs. telling the truth "Hey I'm your dad I just learned of your existence. I'm sorry I haven't been in your life yada yada bla bla."

  McNerdyNerd  |  8

67-actually not all the time bro was a lucky kid who was concieved even though they used condoms AND the pill AND the doc said my mom couldn't get preggo. Some things are meant to be XD

By  Lovebug105  |  0

Way to be an awesome parent.

  RoperGirl203  |  9

Uh yeah actually it is his fault. Maybe if he were to, oh I don't know, maybe use a condom? He wouldn't have to worry about this. If you're going to go around fucking girls, be safe or stay in touch.

  raraisbang  |  12

Or, 104, maybe the mom was an ass and chose not to tell him (perhaps it was a bad breakup or something of the sort), and then later he found out somehow.

Assumptions, assumptions.

  ohmandapants  |  16

Yeah 104, because condoms never fail right? If the mom never let him know, was he magically supposed to guess that she was pregnant? Not all of us have psychic powers.