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This is the first day of my life... swear my son's there right in the doorway.
I got a call from the mom, and suddenly everything changed.
He's begging... meeee for money.

/cheesy Bright Eyes stuff

  kukopia  |  0

Gee.. sorta like what he did to her, only she won't be walkin away for about 17 yrs.

Karma's a b!otch

You planted your seed, now the moms harvesting greed.

  damnrosi  |  0

this is very much an FML, he just met the kid, so chances are the kid was introduced for a reason (so that the mother can get money out of him), and who knows, the girl may have wanted to get pregnant, she may have purposely used defective condoms, lied to him about being on the pill or having got the shot. Or maybe the condom broke and she said that she would go get plan B but never did. I know a lot of girls (sadly) who purposly get pregnant to collect money (both from the father, and cuz you can also collect from the provence (not sure about the states)).
why does everyone always blame the guy? its half the girls fault too, in fact more so because she should have taken more precautions because its her body (and before anyone starts calling me sexist, im not, im a girl, i just believe in equal rights, and always blaming guys for mistakes that are partially ours is not equal.)

  DameGreyWulf  |  0

My cousin's "girlfriend" got preggers on purpose. You know she did. All she does is... nothing. She trapped him, and is now leeching off of him and my grandmother (he lives with her). It's sickening... she still SMOKES too.
She dared to ask my mother to borrow her wedding dress.

I certainly immediately thought the stupid bimbo the OP sorrowfully banged at least withheld information from him for some time. That's completely unfair to him and to the son. I don't know what makes people do such sick shit.

  jerylann  |  0

heyy ughm how bout you learn to effin spell.. its gayy when you cant understand what people are sayin cuase theyre too stupid to spell things the right way...

  perdix  |  29

TLI! Too little information.

Is this kid 2 years old or 40?
Does he want money or just a hug?
Is his mother any ol' ho, or was she your ex-wife (or current wife)?
Is he hanging out with that pedophile, Obi-Wan Kenobi, while you're trying to run an Empire?

Do you remember the sex? That's the good part for most guys (a few of us like being dads, but we still like sex a lot, too!)

Spill it, dude, so we can properly bash you.

  bigcrazymike  |  6

Nobody deserves to have a woman not tell you that she is giving birth to your child. He was robbed of seeing his son grow up, and so much more. Don't you guys get it?!

  Luckster  |  0

9 PM? Damn, kids are spoiled these days! I had to be in bed by 7:30 P.M. when I was a kid, up until I was in middle school. Then bed time was 8:00 P.M.


well.. it takes me about 5 or 6hrs to do hw and assignments plus i have to do other stuff such as dinner shower etc. so.. that makes sense I get home @ 4:30- 5 and go to bed @ around 10-11.. I have to get up @ 6:30.. I wish i could go to bed earlier.. so i don't think I'm as lucky as kids who get to go to bed @8 or 9 and I'm only in grade 8.. it's gonna be even worse in my later years. :/

  Peroxide  |  3

If you'r taking it to Maury make sure you take some dancing lessons before the show. It's customary for the guy when he finds out he isn't the father to break out into dance.