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that kinda sux, but this shouldnt be an FML, if anything your life is prolly alot more blessed, quit being a man whore and this prolly wont happen again

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This is the first day of my life... swear my son's there right in the doorway. I got a call from the mom, and suddenly everything changed. He's begging... meeee for money. /cheesy Bright Eyes stuff

that kinda sux, but this shouldnt be an FML, if anything your life is prolly alot more blessed, quit being a man whore and this prolly wont happen again

Did he just ring your doorbell and say "Hey, I'm your son." Or something? How did you meet? You left this so open-ended, how did you meet!??!?!?

Over 18? Not yer problem. Under? The woman's gonna totally screw you over with child support suits.

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Gee.. sorta like what he did to her, only she won't be walkin away for about 17 yrs. Karma's a b!otch You planted your seed, now the moms harvesting greed.

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this is very much an FML, he just met the kid, so chances are the kid was introduced for a reason (so that the mother can get money out of him), and who knows, the girl may have wanted to get pregnant, she may have purposely used defective condoms, lied to him about being on the pill or having got the shot. Or maybe the condom broke and she said that she would go get plan B but never did. I know a lot of girls (sadly) who purposly get pregnant to collect money (both from the father, and cuz you

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My cousin's "girlfriend" got preggers on purpose. You know she did. All she does is... nothing. She trapped him, and is now leeching off of him and my grandmother (he lives with her). It's sickening... she still SMOKES too. She dared to ask my mother to borrow her wedding dress. I certainly immediately thought the stupid bimbo the OP sorrowfully banged at least withheld information from him for some time. That's completely unfair to him and to the son. I don't know what makes peo

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heyy ughm how bout you learn to effin spell.. its gayy when you cant understand what people are sayin cuase theyre too stupid to spell things the right way...

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TLI! Too little information. Is this kid 2 years old or 40? Does he want money or just a hug? Is his mother any ol' ho, or was she your ex-wife (or current wife)? Is he hanging out with that pedophile, Obi-Wan Kenobi, while you're trying to run an Empire? Do you remember the sex? That's the good part for most guys (a few of us like being dads, but we still like sex a lot, too!) Spill it, dude, so we can properly bash you.

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Nobody deserves to have a woman not tell you that she is giving birth to your child. He was robbed of seeing his son grow up, and so much more. Don't you guys get it?!

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9 PM? Damn, kids are spoiled these days! I had to be in bed by 7:30 P.M. when I was a kid, up until I was in middle school. Then bed time was 8:00 P.M.

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well.. it takes me about 5 or 6hrs to do hw and assignments plus i have to do other stuff such as dinner shower etc. so.. that makes sense I get home @ 4:30- 5 and go to bed @ around 10-11.. I have to get up @ 6:30.. I wish i could go to bed earlier.. so i don't think I'm as lucky as kids who get to go to bed @8 or 9 and I'm only in grade 8.. it's gonna be even worse in my later years. :/

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Hang on katie, let me get a pen and some paper so I can write that down. The internet makes stalking so easy.

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Perhaps, as a 13 year old girl, listing that you are an eighth grader from Brisbane would not be the best idea. I suggest not putting your full birthday and your town.

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When I was lucky as a kid, my parents would let me and my brothers stay up to 9h to watch the end of....... DRAGONBALL Z!!!

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My bed time all through school was supposed to be at around 8, but I always ended up going to sleep at 10... So I guess I was spoiled?

Are you sure hes your son? I say take em to Maury, I'm sure theres at least 10 other guys involved

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If you'r taking it to Maury make sure you take some dancing lessons before the show. It's customary for the guy when he finds out he isn't the father to break out into dance.

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