nick
Palm Desert, United States
Today, it was my daughter's birthday. I didn't know I had a daughter. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
Raiders4ever
United States
Today, I saw my son. I didn't know I had a son. FML
Nick
United Kingdom
Today, I found out I have a daughter. How did I find out? She added me on Facebook. FML
LostSoul
Today, I found out my daughter was planning a wedding and invited everyone but me. FML
Anonymous
Mr Whiskers takes priority
Today, my daughter forgot my birthday. When I asked her, she said she'd remembered my birthday, but was too busy at work to acknowledge it. However, she did have time to post a message on Facebook, wishing a happy birthday to her cat. FML
Ya_I_said_it
Today, I've been so stressed out that I forgot my own birthday. I only remembered when my mom talked to me to let me know she wasn't planning on doing anything for it. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my new coworker asked if I knew her daughter. I responded yes and asked how her pregnancy was going. She didn't know her daughter was pregnant. FML
Kimel
Vincent, France
Today, my eldest daughter announced she was getting divorced. She never even told me she was married. FML
Amber C
United States
Today, I realized my daughter has been in longer relationships than I have. FML
adopted
New York, United States
Today, I decided it was time to tell my daughter that she had been adopted. Not only had she known for 5 years, she found out from my drunk sister. FML
BaWanda
San Diego, United States
Today, I smacked my kid on top of the head for spinning the display rack while I was looking at greeting cards. It wasn't until he dramatically screamed and dropped to the floor wailing that I realized he wasn't my daughter. FML
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jtthegr8 26
Condoms... Always handy
SierraaaNicoleee 26
Surprise!!
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Comments (141)
VooDooCarrie91 19
I would think that you should have an idea that it was a possibility at some point if you never used protection..
s0ulslack 20
Tequila knew you had a daughter
Inediblepeaches 15
SURPRISE!!! :D
Dracoboxer357 36
.....This FML makes me wonder if Op is the same guy from one of the Top Flop FML's where he drunkenly nails this girl he just met without protection and just as he goes to pull out, she wraps her legs around him and screams, "Be my baby's daddy!" Unlikely, of course, but the idea amused me. ;)
suri23 11
Ya know now!
bubo_fml 11
The perfect gift...Custody release/Emancipation papers! (Aw c'mon you mincers, its just a joke...sorta...)
TheGothGamerGirl 20
YDI for producing her
arcadekid1 9
Get an abortion.
LizzCat77 9
Family Guy?
michelele 0
ooooppppsss!!!
xmaximusx 12
Oh wow aren't you bella.
KingCeltic77 18
Look on the bright side. You're a dad now. This may be a blessing in disguise. Be the dad you always wanted to be.