Today, my eldest daughter announced she was getting divorced. She never even told me she was married. FML I agree, your life sucks 23436 I agree, your life sucks 23436 You deserved it 2279 You deserved it 2279 3 0 21 19 By Kimel / Friday 22 January 2016 00:11 / France - Vincent
Today, for the very first time I got it on with my girlfriend. Unfortunately, afterwards I had a terrible tummy ache and let out a very noisy fart. I'm... I agree, your life sucks 45323 I agree, your life sucks 45323 You deserved it 12364 You deserved it 12364 116
Today, my girlfriend got her period. It seemed more painful for her than usual, so I offered to go out and buy some painkillers and maybe some chocolate... I agree, your life sucks 45844 I agree, your life sucks 45844 You deserved it 4120 You deserved it 4120 163
Today, the creepy kid who sits behind me in English class decided that sniffing my hair wasn't disturbing enough for his liking, so he tried something... I agree, your life sucks 51557 I agree, your life sucks 51557 You deserved it 4682 You deserved it 4682 120
Today, I told a customer her total was $89.40. She put her leg up on the counter and dug a $100 bill out of her nasty sock. It was damp. FML I agree, your life sucks 98 I agree, your life sucks 98 Phew, glad it wasn't me 11 Phew, glad it wasn't me 11 1
Today, I was awoken at 2AM being told to put some clothes on and get out as soon as possible, as the house is filled with smoke and flames are coming from... I agree, your life sucks 11 I agree, your life sucks 11 You deserved it 1 You deserved it 1
Canada Today, my girlfriend kept texting me while I was at work, insisting for hours that I leave early because she was so horny. After arguing with my boss and...
Australia Today, I asked the guy of my dreams out to the cinema. After saying to me "It's a date!" I started booking tickets. He said, "Why are you booking two?"...
Today, at work, I received flowers from a Tinder fling gone wrong. He constantly flipped out on me and then would apologize. I finally got tired of it...
Today, I borrowed my friend's truck to move. After unloading everything, I worked up a killer appetite and went to a drive thru. I found some Germ X in...
Today, my "friend" returned my Survival Edition of Fallout 3. I should be happy, but he scratched it all to hell. My dad paid nearly $500 for it. He refuses...
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