Who'd want that?

By ... - 14/04/2021 17:00

Spicy
Today, I found out that a burglar broke into my house. Since I didn't have expensive stuff for them to steal, they took my Fleshlight. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 006
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Assuming you're a dude, make a comeback by leveling up and get yourself a real lady. It's harder to steal that then a sex toy.

That's weird as hell. There's not really a strong market for those things used that I know of. It's kind of like thong underwear - once you use it, it's pretty much yours for life, except for some people who might have a weird sexual kink for something like that.

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Assuming you're a dude, make a comeback by leveling up and get yourself a real lady. It's harder to steal that then a sex toy.

Dirtysalamander1 8

they took your only happiness away. damn bro!!

That's weird as hell. There's not really a strong market for those things used that I know of. It's kind of like thong underwear - once you use it, it's pretty much yours for life, except for some people who might have a weird sexual kink for something like that.

They just wanted to inconvenience you xD