Miscellaneous: Today, I've been so stressed out that I forgot my own birthday....

By Ya_I_said_it - 26/07/2016 15:31

Today, I've been so stressed out that I forgot my own birthday. I only remembered when my mom talked to me to let me know she wasn't planning on doing anything for it. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2011 16:40 - United States

Today, I missed a call from my mom. It's my birthday, and glad she remembered, I called back to thank her. She was surprised when I brought up going out for dinner, and asked me what the occasion was. FML

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Sweet Sixteen

By Anonymous - 17/09/2021 13:59 - Netherlands

Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML

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Classic Mom

By secret - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Ashford

Today, I got a text from my mom shaming me for forgetting my sister's birthday. It isn't her birthday today, it's mine. FML

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The blame game

By Anonymous - 12/01/2016 14:44

Today, I'm mad at my dad for forgetting it's my birthday. He's mad at me for not reminding him. FML

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Lovely parents

By sigh - 18/11/2019 01:00 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, my parents forgot it was my birthday. They ordered me to scrub the common bathroom, and when I asked if they remembered, my dad's reaction was "Oh! Really?" My mom's was "I thought that it was next week." What lovely parents I have. FML

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By thissucks - 21/02/2011 22:20 - United States

Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML

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You're welcome!

By birthdaygirl - 22/10/2024 09:00 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, I called my mom to let her know I was coming home for my upcoming birthday, as I haven’t seen my parents in months. She then stated she hated my birthday because it reminded her she was getting older, and they may have preexisting plans that evening anyways. Really feeling the family love… FML

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By Aisu - 08/05/2009 18:14 - United States

Today, my mother called me a bad son for not telling her "Happy Mother's Day". When I told her Mother's Day wasn't until the 10th, she said that I would have forgotten anyway. FML

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Happy nothing, then

By amy - 30/06/2018 19:00

Today, it's my birthday. I went downstairs expecting birthday greetings from my parents. Instead, they just sat on the couch saying nothing. Thinking they forgot, I casually reminded them. My mom scoffed and said, "Go do the dishes." FML

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And I Oop

By Anonymous - 15/01/2021 23:01

Today, my mom was screaming and throwing things at me and I didn’t know why. Then I checked the date. Her birthday was yesterday. FML

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AlexOrban 17

Wednesday 27 July 2016 2:31

I'm sorry, here is present from me :) ＿＿　　　　　／＞　フ　　　　　| 　o　 o| 　　　　／`ミ _x 彡　　　 /　　　　 | 　　　 /　ヽ　　ﾉ　／￣|　　 |　|　| 　| (￣ヽ＿_ヽ_)_) 　＼

justcommenting19 19

Wednesday 27 July 2016 2:27

Happy birthday OP! Hope this year turns out better than the last and you're less stressed.

Comments

Cadillac_kid_15 27

Wednesday 27 July 2016 2:20

Settle down.

MrMoos13 11

Wednesday 27 July 2016 2:23

My birthday is today too, OP. Same exact thing happened to me.

nonsensical 26

Wednesday 27 July 2016 2:24

STOP TRYING TO STEAL OP'S THUNDER

nonsensical 26

Wednesday 27 July 2016 2:27

And happy birthday

justcommenting19 19

Wednesday 27 July 2016 2:27

Happy birthday OP! Hope this year turns out better than the last and you're less stressed.

ERaj1123 18

Wednesday 27 July 2016 2:31

Happy Birthday! It's also my sister's birthday.

AlexOrban 17

Wednesday 27 July 2016 2:31

AlexOrban 17

Wednesday 27 July 2016 2:34

Happy Birthday, here is a present from me :) ＿＿　　　　　／＞　フ　　　　　| 　o　 o| 　　　　／`ミ _x 彡　　　 /　　　　 | 　　　 /　ヽ　　ﾉ　／￣|　　 |　|　| 　| (￣ヽ＿_ヽ_)_) 　＼

arano 29

Wednesday 27 July 2016 2:46

Birthdays are overrated anyways.

confused_wandere 26

Wednesday 27 July 2016 5:08

They are, but it's still nice for people to recognise it and put a little bit of effort in to make you feel good on your own special day. Especially the person who's responsible for you actually existing in the first place.

thefmlman2011 36

Wednesday 27 July 2016 2:55

happy birthday OP, from the land down under!

TheNewGuy03 28

Wednesday 27 July 2016 10:08

Happy birthday, OP, from the Land of the Morning Calm!

TheGreastest 24

Wednesday 27 July 2016 3:22

Hey OP, things get better. Stuff might be overwhelming you, but trust me, everything will get better with time. I hope you become less stressed out and more happy.