nick
Palm Desert, United States
Today, it was my daughter's birthday. I didn't know I had a daughter. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Raiders4ever
United States
Today, I saw my son. I didn't know I had a son. FML
Nick
United Kingdom
Today, I found out I have a daughter. How did I find out? She added me on Facebook. FML
LostSoul
Today, I found out my daughter was planning a wedding and invited everyone but me. FML
Anonymous
Mr Whiskers takes priority
Today, my daughter forgot my birthday. When I asked her, she said she'd remembered my birthday, but was too busy at work to acknowledge it. However, she did have time to post a message on Facebook, wishing a happy birthday to her cat. FML
Ya_I_said_it
Today, I've been so stressed out that I forgot my own birthday. I only remembered when my mom talked to me to let me know she wasn't planning on doing anything for it. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my new coworker asked if I knew her daughter. I responded yes and asked how her pregnancy was going. She didn't know her daughter was pregnant. FML
Kimel
Vincent, France
Today, my eldest daughter announced she was getting divorced. She never even told me she was married. FML
Amber C
United States
Today, I realized my daughter has been in longer relationships than I have. FML
adopted
New York, United States
Today, I decided it was time to tell my daughter that she had been adopted. Not only had she known for 5 years, she found out from my drunk sister. FML
BaWanda
San Diego, United States
Today, I smacked my kid on top of the head for spinning the display rack while I was looking at greeting cards. It wasn't until he dramatically screamed and dropped to the floor wailing that I realized he wasn't my daughter. FML
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jtthegr8 26
Condoms... Always handy
SierraaaNicoleee 26
Surprise!!
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Comments (141)
suckitupidc 1
how do u not no u have a kid were u not there??? ya wait to b a good parent
raraisbang 12
Have you not read the previous comments before posting? Take into consideration that just maybe the mother didn't tell him that she was pregnant. It's not his fault if he was never informed of a pregnancy to begin with.
outoftown 27
Or if OP was a sperm donor. Then he may have more kids he would not know about.
aerogxt 7
I'm just glad you're not posting this as the mom....
FlyingPie 17
How did you not know you had a daughter? The birth of a child is usually a big event in one's life. Unless you had a one night stand and got the woman pregnant, and she only just contacted you today?
Bjuddstr 4
Best gift she could've gotten? Good luck.
StayClassyLassy 6
Not to be a dick, but the FML is missing "it" after the comma.
xmaximusx 12
Ur a dick... lmao
pinkypierox 0
Fail
lordEast 6
Hey Andrea you Look just like you did in our 20s......crash and burn
DylansMomma 9
Your comment : You should probably keep track of your sexual escapades, father of the year.
rexreta 5
Oh wow... Happy Farther's Day to you too!!
taylorbaby2269 0
gotta love birthday surprises and it's not even your birthday