Awkward, Growing old, Trains and Transportation: It's not me - FML

It's not me

By LDF - 25/12/2008 10:30 - France

Today, I was sitting in a train when the old lady sitting next to me started staring at me. I asked her if she was OK, and she exclaimed, "Willy! It's you! Where have you been all this time?" The entire train trip went like this. FML

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Benatron 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 0:13

You should've grabbed her hands and say stuff like, "Yes, I am here, and I'll never disppear again!"

Icalasari 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 1:20

Imagine what it must be like for her: "Willy! It's you! Where have you been all this time?" "I'm not Willy" "Oh..." *Crushed. Her memory falters* "Will! It's you!"... I mean, come on, she would be repeatedly crushed by that D:

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member0987654321 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 3:20

i'm guessing she's an old lady?

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Thursday 16 September 2010 2:44

it's says old lady in the fml...?

Cody1963 2

Saturday 21 January 2012 9:29

Do some people just not read???

SkateboardGirl88 11

Thursday 22 November 2012 10:31

No that's why the FML says "old lady."

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Saturday 14 March 2009 6:36

LOL

bizzles 0

Monday 16 March 2009 19:20

willy wonka oh em geeeee.

thatsucks4u 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 5:13

are u willy?

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Thursday 2 April 2009 4:02

Literally LOL'ing! I should do that.

Benatron 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 0:13

You should've grabbed her hands and say stuff like, "Yes, I am here, and I'll never disppear again!"

Xxloveless12xX 6

Monday 9 May 2011 6:15

Lol!

Icalasari 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 1:20

Imagine what it must be like for her: "Willy! It's you! Where have you been all this time?" "I'm not Willy" "Oh..." *Crushed. Her memory falters* "Will! It's you!"... I mean, come on, she would be repeatedly crushed by that D:

deadpool91 0

Saturday 26 February 2011 13:44

I know how could you do that??! evil b@stard

shad0wDude 2

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Sunday 26 April 2009 7:32

LOL

ruobbadM 0

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Saturday 23 May 2009 7:55

LOL. more funny than FML id have a laugh or two at this situation

zachman3334 0

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Tuesday 26 May 2009 4:07

It's more like FHL because she probably has some disease old people get like alzheimers (although I'm not sure if alzheimers does that).

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