Mr Whiskers takes priority

By Anonymous - 07/12/2021 16:58

Today, my daughter forgot my birthday. When I asked her, she said she'd remembered my birthday, but was too busy at work to acknowledge it. However, she did have time to post a message on Facebook, wishing a happy birthday to her cat. FML
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RichardPencil 30
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You have the same birthday as her cat? What are the odds?!?!? 1 in 365.25

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Marcella1016 31

Fun fact! In a room of 23 people, there’s a 50% chance two of them share a birthday! Because...math. I don’t know how to convert that to people and cats, though. Looking at this one example, 1 person + 1 cat = 100% chance of sharing a birthday! If I’ve learned anything from the internet, conclusions based on anecdotal evidence plus comically small sample sizes are normally unequivocally correct, right?

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RichardPencil 30
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You have the same birthday as her cat? What are the odds?!?!? 1 in 365.25

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Marcella1016 31

Fun fact! In a room of 23 people, there’s a 50% chance two of them share a birthday! Because...math. I don’t know how to convert that to people and cats, though. Looking at this one example, 1 person + 1 cat = 100% chance of sharing a birthday! If I’ve learned anything from the internet, conclusions based on anecdotal evidence plus comically small sample sizes are normally unequivocally correct, right?

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spinningrecords 13
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Forget her Birthday, we are all too busy these days for such unimportant things like Birthdays.

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ittybittyannie 12
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don’t hate me for this but it seems like your daughter just doesn’t give a fuck so maybe you need to look a bit deeper into your relationship w her

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