nick
Palm Desert, United States
Today, it was my daughter's birthday. I didn't know I had a daughter. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Raiders4ever
United States
Today, I saw my son. I didn't know I had a son. FML
Nick
United Kingdom
Today, I found out I have a daughter. How did I find out? She added me on Facebook. FML
LostSoul
Today, I found out my daughter was planning a wedding and invited everyone but me. FML
Anonymous
Mr Whiskers takes priority
Today, my daughter forgot my birthday. When I asked her, she said she'd remembered my birthday, but was too busy at work to acknowledge it. However, she did have time to post a message on Facebook, wishing a happy birthday to her cat. FML
Ya_I_said_it
Today, I've been so stressed out that I forgot my own birthday. I only remembered when my mom talked to me to let me know she wasn't planning on doing anything for it. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my new coworker asked if I knew her daughter. I responded yes and asked how her pregnancy was going. She didn't know her daughter was pregnant. FML
Kimel
Vincent, France
Today, my eldest daughter announced she was getting divorced. She never even told me she was married. FML
Amber C
United States
Today, I realized my daughter has been in longer relationships than I have. FML
adopted
New York, United States
Today, I decided it was time to tell my daughter that she had been adopted. Not only had she known for 5 years, she found out from my drunk sister. FML
BaWanda
San Diego, United States
Today, I smacked my kid on top of the head for spinning the display rack while I was looking at greeting cards. It wasn't until he dramatically screamed and dropped to the floor wailing that I realized he wasn't my daughter. FML
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jtthegr8 26
Condoms... Always handy
SierraaaNicoleee 26
Surprise!!
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Comments (141)
Snazzy_Snaz 17
DUN DUN DUUUUN!
cortneyanne92 0
todays my birthday lol
kimg0885 23
Happy Birthday!!!!
rammy125 4
Okay everyone I think I figured it out, it's actually his sons birthday but his son had a sex change...
erinchick1 7
I think you should get a DNA test because if the mother is telling you that this is your child then she could be conning you by trying to pawn this kid off on you and trying to get you to pay child support whether the Kid is yours or not.
outoftown 27
#95, Or if OP was a sperm donor, and the daughter got the records and found him, the donor agency might help him confirm.
freakincool 4
How do you not know something like that? Too many kids to keep track, maybe??
jewwybeanzzz 10
Wow. I actually just sat here contemplating weather or not op was a girl or a boy... For a good 5 minutes
LittleAngel12 5
That's happened to me before my dad did not know he had me and forgot to give me q birthday present till I was 9
simonbella 0
Wtf
bridgetv25 8
Well how'd ya find out?
ebfbruh 0
Y the hell would anyone say "I agree, your life sux" when clearly u didn't have the brains to pull out instead of have yer baby gravy impregnate some chick. YDI
freakincool 4
Yeah, I totally agree!
raraisbang 12
You do realize that 1) condoms are not 100% effective and 2) neither is birth control... Right...? In other words, you shouldn't assume they werent taking precautions. I got pregnant on birth control, and I know a few people with condom babies.