By Anonymous - United States - San Francisco
Today, I got to experience the horror of my wife's pregnancy. She woke me up abruptly at 5 am by throwing up all over me due to her terrible morning sickness, then ate pickles covered in mayonnaise, and later dropped to the floor sobbing when I told her we were out of dog food. FML
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  MzZombicidal  |  36

I was thinking the same thing, #1. It's one thing to deal with a pregnant person, it's another thing entirely to personally experience those mood swings!

That being said, this is now one of my absolute favorite FML stories, OP. It'll be worth it :P

  geekbuscus  |  19

As someone currently experiencing bad morning sickness and constantly wanting to cry or cut someone or just go to sleep, I would like to say this this this. I absolutely love that I am pregnant but being pregnant SUCKS.

By  dolphins_penny  |  5

Ahhhh, the joys of pregnancy. Where every little detail counts and gross things happen way too often. Good luck pal, sounds like she's in the first trimester. I had morning sickness and everything and by the end I was crying over everything and ready to tear my bfs head off and use it to play football.

  geekbuscus  |  19

24, pregnant lady here who is currently repulsed by sweets (makes it fun working in a cookie shop, eh?) so you absolutely can go wrong with chocolate but the thought is sweet and that's what counts.

By  voltroz  |  17

All these sacrifices are worth it when your child calls you daddy and kisses you when you least expect it.

The feeling is magical. Hold on, just 2 more trimester to go

  fsomelife  |  26

In all fairness, unless #10 impregnanted said teacher, I don't see any reason why he should have to deal with the pregnancy and all its perks. As far as the FML goes - yeah, your comment is spot-on for OP. Although I don't think he's placing any blame...