By MarkQ95 - 21/7/2013 23:58 - Ireland
  Today, trying to flirt with a girl, I was trying to make it out as if I had a great sex life. I got stuck between saying "100% customer satisfaction" and "no complaints" and blurted out "100% customer complaints." FML
Add a comment
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Create my account Sign in
Top comments
COMMENTS
Reply

That much is true. I lied about a lot of things in the beginning of my relationship that almost cost me to lose it over a year later when they surfaced. I think I still pay the price, having lost the complete trust of my partner. It's better to be honest and upfront from the start.

Reply
  MrConcise  |  34

If the name is any indication, dude's only 18. I know guys who lie about the action they get because it's a pride thing and a confidence booster. Hell, even I did it a little in high school when I was 15. He was probably just nervous.

Reply
  Ms_ValS  |  27

I wouldn't consider telling lies to be "trying hard". Seems more like the easiest way used by people who couldn't be bothered to try. Doesn't really matter what a person says anyway. It's all in the actions.