Auntie Flow

By iluvjenknee - 22/01/2010 06:26 - United States

Today, at work, I was ringing up some tampons for a woman, and I usually try to interact with the shoppers as much as possible. I was trying to think of something witty or funny to say but drew a blank, so I decided just to say, "Have a nice night." What I actually said was, "Have a nice flow." FML
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playnejayne 0
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hahaha i bet she was bloody embarassed!

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Dopeyrox 0
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don't feel bad that's funny :D

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Dopeyrox 0
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don't feel bad that's funny :D

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Mustardnight 3
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Seems to me many of these fml's are popping up, like the " im easy" girl. I guess people have trouble speaking nowadays.

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pipp360 0
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not trouble speaking, trouble having a real FML and having to copy someone elses! I have no sympathy fod you whatsoever

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playnejayne 0
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hahaha i bet she was bloody embarassed!

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jakeidk 0
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yeah, I see how that could happen because flow and night sound very simliar...

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Crickets 0
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I see what you did there...

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confused2010 0
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its more like he was thinking flow as related to tampons and night to tell her and ogt the wrong word outside

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Residence_fml 4
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#2 no pun intended :) ? Besides OP that is funny if she got mad at you she probably didn't buy Always -no happy period

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afarr 0
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me 2. i am behind you with a cutthroaght razor. say shawie and youll survive. Shawie?

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tisiphone_fml 0
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Haha. Sadly, I think I would have been, if I were her. I'm one of the many chicks who has to buy at least one extra item as a distraction when buying feminine products, if there's a male cashier. But don't feel bad, it was by far not the worst Freudian slip ever!

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kukitheaf 0
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yea it was an awkward period of time. OH SHIT PUN WAR!

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anela_fml 0
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least you got your somethin funny

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Twi_lover_EC 6
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LOL! Sounds like something I would accidently say! :)

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wellinever 5
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That's a dangerous speech impediment you have there.

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onnielief 4
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That is hilarious! I wish my cassier would say something like that!

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mexican_girl 0
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wow, how do u go from "nice night" to "nice flow"? be greatful she didn't report u!

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chaos753159 4
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mabye she did

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sarcdude 3
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Report him for /what/?

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Vurban 0
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Freudian Slips, FTW! XD

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fuzz97 23
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What? That... what? How could you possibly get those two words confused?

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xx_irish_rose_xx 0
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i would be so embarrassed if i had said that, but i would prolly crack up if a cashier said that to me while i was buying tampons.

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