Auntie Flow

By iluvjenknee - 22/01/2010 06:26 - United States

Today, at work, I was ringing up some tampons for a woman, and I usually try to interact with the shoppers as much as possible. I was trying to think of something witty or funny to say but drew a blank, so I decided just to say, "Have a nice night." What I actually said was, "Have a nice flow." FML
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hahaha i bet she was bloody embarassed!

don't feel bad that's funny :D


don't feel bad that's funny :D

Seems to me many of these fml's are popping up, like the " im easy" girl. I guess people have trouble speaking nowadays.

pipp360 0

not trouble speaking, trouble having a real FML and having to copy someone elses! I have no sympathy fod you whatsoever

hahaha i bet she was bloody embarassed!

jakeidk 0

yeah, I see how that could happen because flow and night sound very simliar...

I see what you did there...

its more like he was thinking flow as related to tampons and night to tell her and ogt the wrong word outside

#2 no pun intended :) ? Besides OP that is funny if she got mad at you she probably didn't buy Always -no happy period

fudgnugget 0


afarr 0

me 2. i am behind you with a cutthroaght razor. say shawie and youll survive. Shawie?

Haha. Sadly, I think I would have been, if I were her. I'm one of the many chicks who has to buy at least one extra item as a distraction when buying feminine products, if there's a male cashier. But don't feel bad, it was by far not the worst Freudian slip ever!

yea it was an awkward period of time. OH SHIT PUN WAR!

anela_fml 0

least you got your somethin funny

Twi_lover_EC 6

LOL! Sounds like something I would accidently say! :)

wellinever 5

That's a dangerous speech impediment you have there.

That is hilarious! I wish my cassier would say something like that!

wow, how do u go from "nice night" to "nice flow"? be greatful she didn't report u!

mabye she did

sarcdude 3

Report him for /what/?

Freudian Slips, FTW! XD

What? That... what? How could you possibly get those two words confused?

xx_irish_rose_xx 0

i would be so embarrassed if i had said that, but i would prolly crack up if a cashier said that to me while i was buying tampons.