By tkr - 06/02/2012 03:14 - United Kingdom

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Today, I jokingly told my boyfriend that he should sing that song that goes 'I'm too sexy for my shirt' when we have sex. Now, every time that we have sex, that song is going to be stuck in my head. FML
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godofswag 6

that's not gonna be the only thing stuck in u O yes I did just make that joke what up

54 6
Androidz 0

To both previous statements, what in the actual **** are you talking about?

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bizarre_ftw 21

Well all I can say is, by the time you hit to "I'm too sexy for my cat" either learn to finish quickly or become a furry

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Androidz 0

To both previous statements, what in the actual **** are you talking about?

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VenomSiphon 13

NOOOO NOW IT WILL BE IN MY HEAD TOOO. LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE

5 1
supertacowaffle 41

When it gets to 'I'm so sexy it hurts', moan. It'll be appropriate.

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DalPozzo13 10

Simple, think of a different song..

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GovernorGeneral 8

One does not simply think of a different song.

22 1
Epsilonyx 15

Ooh. You touch my tralala. MY DING DING DONG. Good alternative.

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boofgall 16

I had an ex that wanted to listen to Rammstein everytime we did it, Jesus that was weird.

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Epsilonyx 15

Yeah, "Pussy" would make for some good motivation.

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aron666 25

Well Rammstein really has some good rhythms for that use

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shoopd 19

Yeah! Rammstein is perfect...if you want to cause internal bleeding.

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bibbster18 11

I think the song "I Just Had Sex" by The Lonely Island would work.

6 1
desireev 17

Yeah.. The Lonely Island has lost it's originality. How about some Nine Inch Nails or something? Maybe A Perfect Circle? Yep.. Something along those lines would be awesome! :)

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RedPillSucks 31

When I think about you I touch myself.

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LunaDragon 10

As I mourn for yours ^ ma'am. *taps playing in the background*

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LunaDragon 10

Why is my reply above 9 instead of under it? Or am I seeing things, man I gotta lay off the skittles. o.0

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bizarre_ftw 21

Oh the crippling failureness! I mourn for your dignity ma'am

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jtthegr8 26

Keep your shirt on, might fix your problem, or just try not to be funny?

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BeaterOfTheDrums 15

And afterwords you can think of "I just had sex" by the lonely island and akon.

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BeaterOfTheDrums 15

^^Please disregard comment above.^^ meant as a reply to #8

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godofswag 6

that's not gonna be the only thing stuck in u O yes I did just make that joke what up

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chickenwalrus 14

she had it "coming"

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Waffl3z 8

Just think of Big. Open. Spaces. Catch my drift?

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BeaterOfTheDrums 15

Like a flashlight in a cave.. A hotdog in a hallway if you will.

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