By tkr - 06/02/2012 03:14 - United Kingdom

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Today, I jokingly told my boyfriend that he should sing that song that goes 'I'm too sexy for my shirt' when we have sex. Now, every time that we have sex, that song is going to be stuck in my head. FML
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godofswag 6

that's not gonna be the only thing stuck in u O yes I did just make that joke what up

Androidz 0

To both previous statements, what in the actual fuck are you talking about?

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Doesn't matter had sex

bizarre_ftw 21

Well all I can say is, by the time you hit to "I'm too sexy for my cat" either learn to finish quickly or become a furry

step 2:?????? step 3:profit!

I'm dyslexic for my cat

Androidz 0

To both previous statements, what in the actual fuck are you talking about?

NOOOO NOW IT WILL BE IN MY HEAD TOOO. LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE

When it gets to 'I'm so sexy it hurts', moan. It'll be appropriate.

DalPozzo13 10

Simple, think of a different song..

GovernorGeneral 8

One does not simply think of a different song.

Epsilonyx 15

Ooh. You touch my tralala. MY DING DING DONG. Good alternative.

I had an ex that wanted to listen to Rammstein everytime we did it, Jesus that was weird.

Epsilonyx 15

Yeah, "Pussy" would make for some good motivation.

aron666 25

Well Rammstein really has some good rhythms for that use

Yeah! Rammstein is perfect...if you want to cause internal bleeding.

bibbster18 11

I think the song "I Just Had Sex" by The Lonely Island would work.

desireev 17

Yeah.. The Lonely Island has lost it's originality. How about some Nine Inch Nails or something? Maybe A Perfect Circle? Yep.. Something along those lines would be awesome! :)

RedPillSucks 31

When I think about you I touch myself.

Doesn't matter had sex

You had it coming..

LunaDragon 10

As I mourn for yours ^ ma'am. *taps playing in the background*

LunaDragon 10

Why is my reply above 9 instead of under it? Or am I seeing things, man I gotta lay off the skittles. o.0

bizarre_ftw 21

Oh the crippling failureness! I mourn for your dignity ma'am

Keep your shirt on, might fix your problem, or just try not to be funny?

BeaterOfTheDrums 15

And afterwords you can think of "I just had sex" by the lonely island and akon.

BeaterOfTheDrums 15

^^Please disregard comment above.^^ meant as a reply to #8

godofswag 6

that's not gonna be the only thing stuck in u O yes I did just make that joke what up

chickenwalrus 14

she had it "coming"

Just think of Big. Open. Spaces. Catch my drift?

BeaterOfTheDrums 15

Like a flashlight in a cave.. A hotdog in a hallway if you will.

Like a noodle and a pringles can