Give Out But Don't Give Up

By Anonymous - 10/03/2020 12:00

Today, my wife told me that I was a 5 on the scale of how well I flirted and romanced her, and that the guy before me was a 9. This was at the kitchen table in front of our kids. They thought it was hilarious, and told me I shouldn’t bother anymore. FML

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Fickle 6

Tuesday 10 March 2020 13:06

So what, she’s “your” wife not the other guys. Look at the positive.

Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15

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Tuesday 10 March 2020 12:22

well she isn't cheating on you so pick up a romance novrl casano-va

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Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15

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Tuesday 10 March 2020 12:22

well she isn't cheating on you so pick up a romance novrl casano-va

TCRII 29

Tuesday 10 March 2020 12:44

I think her next love letter should be written by your divorce attorney. If you stay with her, this guy should be permanently banned from your house and your wife’s life.

Fickle 6

Tuesday 10 March 2020 13:06

So what, she’s “your” wife not the other guys. Look at the positive.

Amanda Howard 9

Tuesday 10 March 2020 13:49

well his wife is allowing it so I see the fml

kfchicken 31

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Wednesday 11 March 2020 12:33

so you're telling me if the love of you life hit you with the worst burn of 2020 infront of your kids THEN your whole family laughed at you, you wouldn't feel hurt?

julfunky 29

Thursday 12 March 2020 3:39

His wife was allowing what exactly? A guy she was with BEFORE her husband to flirt with her? Or allowing her kids to laugh?

demix_fml 32

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Tuesday 10 March 2020 20:02

Step up your game .

fjvitt 14

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Tuesday 10 March 2020 23:02

Yeah...but wait til she starts on about his d*ck size...

distortedcognition 17

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Wednesday 11 March 2020 0:16

She chose you for you and not your bullshit. Relax, you’re golden

Iamthebanzai22 19

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Wednesday 11 March 2020 1:26

I'm great at flirting, unless I really like the girl. then I suck, Don't worry about it, she saw the man inside you and decided to give you her whole future. I think a guy who still tries to flirt with his wife is the coolest thing ever. Probably so does she.

juggalo2 17

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Wednesday 11 March 2020 2:47

You should have told your kids that she didn't choose you for your romance, she chose you because you're a stallion in the sack. That would have shut 'em all up.