By Anonymous

Give Out But Don't Give Up

Today, my wife told me that I was a 5 on the scale of how well I flirted and romanced her, and that the guy before me was a 9. This was at the kitchen table in front of our kids. They thought it was hilarious, and told me I shouldn’t bother anymore. FML
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By  TCRII  |  29

I think her next love letter should be written by your divorce attorney. If you stay with her, this guy should be permanently banned from your house and your wife’s life.

  kfchicken_fml  |  31

so you're telling me if the love of you life hit you with the worst burn of 2020 infront of your kids THEN your whole family laughed at you, you wouldn't feel hurt?

By  Iamthebanzai22  |  18

I'm great at flirting, unless I really like the girl. then I suck, Don't worry about it, she saw the man inside you and decided to give you her whole future. I think a guy who still tries to flirt with his wife is the coolest thing ever. Probably so does she.

By  juggalo2  |  15

You should have told your kids that she didn't choose you for your romance, she chose you because you're a stallion in the sack. That would have shut 'em all up.