Today, I tried to flirt with my girlfriend since I'm really busy and we can't always be together. I tell her online that I think she's hot and she responds "Keep talking I have to pee". FML
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29/9/2009 04:38
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ifuckingrock
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Oh, my god, your girlfriend has a bladder, I feel so bad for you.
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WhyComplain
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This is the biggest problem in your life and you complain about it? You have a girlfriend, be happy!
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wellinever
| 5
Hot and wet! How is that an FML?
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maverick21703
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I think the FML is the fact that he counts telling his girlfriend she is hot as flirting.
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_anonymoose_
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#31 is right. OP, YDI for caring.
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Jordna
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Yeah, how is this an fml??
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WhyComplain
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This is the biggest problem in your life and you complain about it? You have a girlfriend, be happy!
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ifuckingrock
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Oh, my god, your girlfriend has a bladder, I feel so bad for you.
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cocainewhore
| 30
I feel bad for the girlfriend. However busy he is, if he really loves her, he'd make time for her.
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EmperorChowilio
| 21
shut up you know nothing you cocaine whore..... sorry I know it was mean but, I couldn't resist
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cocainewhore
| 30
I know nothing? Excuse me. But I'm that was uncalled for. If they want a relationship to work then they have to make time for each other.
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brenton490
| 19
I believe his girlfriend is defective they aren't suppose to have those.
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MrZed_fml
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Your name #98
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jimmyjimjobobo
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hardly an fml, if it's through IM it's not like it won't be there once she gets back...
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v1kt4r
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WTF???? how did this even get on here, were the moderators out of options.
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UpYourself
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To be fair, I modded a bunch of FMLs today (not this one) and they were honestly pathetic
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Intoxicunt
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He's right. The recent ones have been just ridiculously terrible. This would be in the top 1% of all of them. Sad but true.
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LadyAlathia
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Once again clicking YDI in lieu of "Who the fuck cares?".
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fretforyerlatte
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this.
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Lakus
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How is this a FML? Everyone needs to urinate once in a while.
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HaveNoShame
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A woman who pees?! You poor man.
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24788
| 6
Are you that whipped that you can't tell your girlfriend that you don't enjoy when she does that? Does she rule with an iron fist?
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BeeSkwaird
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If she never came back, that would be one thing, but... seriously, OP, WTFC?
Girls rarely respond to "hot" anyway. Try gorgeous or beautiful or maybe even pulchritudinous! (Haha :)
Girls rarely respond to "hot" anyway. Try gorgeous or beautiful or maybe even pulchritudinous! (Haha :)