By Anonymous - 29/09/2009 04:38 - United States

Today, I tried to flirt with my girlfriend since I'm really busy and we can't always be together. I tell her online that I think she's hot and she responds "Keep talking I have to pee". FML
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ifuckingrock 0

Oh, my god, your girlfriend has a bladder, I feel so bad for you.

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WhyComplain 0

This is the biggest problem in your life and you complain about it? You have a girlfriend, be happy!

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wellinever 5

Hot and wet! How is that an FML?

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maverick21703 0

I think the FML is the fact that he counts telling his girlfriend she is hot as flirting.

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Jordna 0

Yeah, how is this an fml??

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WhyComplain 0

This is the biggest problem in your life and you complain about it? You have a girlfriend, be happy!

39 3
ifuckingrock 0

Oh, my god, your girlfriend has a bladder, I feel so bad for you.

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cocainewhore 30

I feel bad for the girlfriend. However busy he is, if he really loves her, he'd make time for her.

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EmperorChowilio 21

shut up you know nothing you cocaine *****..... sorry I know it was mean but, I couldn't resist

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cocainewhore 30

I know nothing? Excuse me. But I'm that was uncalled for. If they want a relationship to work then they have to make time for each other.

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brenton490 19

I believe his girlfriend is defective they aren't suppose to have those.

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jimmyjimjobobo 0

hardly an fml, if it's through IM it's not like it won't be there once she gets back...

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v1kt4r 13

WTF???? how did this even get on here, were the moderators out of options.

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UpYourself 0

To be fair, I modded a bunch of FMLs today (not this one) and they were honestly pathetic

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Intoxicunt 5

He's right. The recent ones have been just ridiculously terrible. This would be in the top 1% of all of them. Sad but true.

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LadyAlathia 0

Once again clicking YDI in lieu of "Who the **** cares?".

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Lakus 0

How is this a FML? Everyone needs to urinate once in a while.

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24788 6

Are you that whipped that you can't tell your girlfriend that you don't enjoy when she does that? Does she rule with an iron fist?

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BeeSkwaird 0

If she never came back, that would be one thing, but... seriously, OP, WTFC? Girls rarely respond to "hot" anyway. Try gorgeous or beautiful or maybe even pulchritudinous! (Haha :)

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