By Anonymous - 29/09/2009 04:38 - United States

Today, I tried to flirt with my girlfriend since I'm really busy and we can't always be together. I tell her online that I think she's hot and she responds "Keep talking I have to pee". FML
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ifuckingrock 0
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Oh, my god, your girlfriend has a bladder, I feel so bad for you.

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WhyComplain 0
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This is the biggest problem in your life and you complain about it? You have a girlfriend, be happy!

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wellinever 5
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Hot and wet! How is that an FML?

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maverick21703 0
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I think the FML is the fact that he counts telling his girlfriend she is hot as flirting.

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_anonymoose_ 0
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#31 is right. OP, YDI for caring.

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Jordna 0
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Yeah, how is this an fml??

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WhyComplain 0
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This is the biggest problem in your life and you complain about it? You have a girlfriend, be happy!

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ifuckingrock 0
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Oh, my god, your girlfriend has a bladder, I feel so bad for you.

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cocainewhore 30
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I feel bad for the girlfriend. However busy he is, if he really loves her, he'd make time for her.

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EmperorChowilio 21
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shut up you know nothing you cocaine whore..... sorry I know it was mean but, I couldn't resist

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cocainewhore 30
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I know nothing? Excuse me. But I'm that was uncalled for. If they want a relationship to work then they have to make time for each other.

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brenton490 19
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I believe his girlfriend is defective they aren't suppose to have those.

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MrZed_fml 11
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Your name #98

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jimmyjimjobobo 0
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hardly an fml, if it's through IM it's not like it won't be there once she gets back...

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v1kt4r 13
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WTF???? how did this even get on here, were the moderators out of options.

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UpYourself 0
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To be fair, I modded a bunch of FMLs today (not this one) and they were honestly pathetic

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Intoxicunt 5
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He's right. The recent ones have been just ridiculously terrible. This would be in the top 1% of all of them. Sad but true.

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LadyAlathia 0
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Once again clicking YDI in lieu of "Who the fuck cares?".

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Lakus 0
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How is this a FML? Everyone needs to urinate once in a while.

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HaveNoShame 3
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A woman who pees?! You poor man.

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24788 6
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Are you that whipped that you can't tell your girlfriend that you don't enjoy when she does that? Does she rule with an iron fist?

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BeeSkwaird 0
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If she never came back, that would be one thing, but... seriously, OP, WTFC? Girls rarely respond to "hot" anyway. Try gorgeous or beautiful or maybe even pulchritudinous! (Haha :)

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