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I think the FML is the fact that he counts telling his girlfriend she is hot as flirting.
#31 is right. OP, YDI for caring.
This is the biggest problem in your life and you complain about it? You have a girlfriend, be happy!
I feel bad for the girlfriend. However busy he is, if he really loves her, he'd make time for her.
shut up you know nothing you cocaine *****..... sorry I know it was mean but, I couldn't resist
I know nothing? Excuse me. But I'm that was uncalled for. If they want a relationship to work then they have to make time for each other.
I believe his girlfriend is defective they aren't suppose to have those.
Your name #98
hardly an fml, if it's through IM it's not like it won't be there once she gets back...
To be fair, I modded a bunch of FMLs today (not this one) and they were honestly pathetic
He's right. The recent ones have been just ridiculously terrible. This would be in the top 1% of all of them. Sad but true.
Once again clicking YDI in lieu of "Who the **** cares?".
How is this a FML? Everyone needs to urinate once in a while.
A woman who pees?! You poor man.
Are you that whipped that you can't tell your girlfriend that you don't enjoy when she does that? Does she rule with an iron fist?
If she never came back, that would be one thing, but... seriously, OP, WTFC? Girls rarely respond to "hot" anyway. Try gorgeous or beautiful or maybe even pulchritudinous! (Haha :)
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Oh, my god, your girlfriend has a bladder, I feel so bad for you.
This is the biggest problem in your life and you complain about it? You have a girlfriend, be happy!