FML : Today, I tried to flirt with my girlfriend since I'm really busy and we can't always be together. I tell her online that I think she's hot and she responds...

Today, I tried to flirt with my girlfriend since I'm really busy and we can't always be together. I tell her online that I think she's hot and she responds "Keep talking I have to pee". FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 29 September 2009 04:38 / United States

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By ifuckingrock | 0

#593915 - Tuesday 29 September 2009 12:31

Oh, my god, your girlfriend has a bladder, I feel so bad for you.

By WhyComplain | 0

#593914 - Tuesday 29 September 2009 12:30

This is the biggest problem in your life and you complain about it? You have a girlfriend, be happy!

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By wellinever | 5

#593905 - Tuesday 29 September 2009 12:25

Hot and wet! How is that an FML?

maverick21703 | 0

#595972 - Wednesday 30 September 2009 18:55

I think the FML is the fact that he counts telling his girlfriend she is hot as flirting.

_anonymoose_ | 0

#706702 - Sunday 6 December 2009 4:12

#31 is right. OP, YDI for caring.

Jordna | 0

#925747 - Monday 8 March 2010 19:26

Yeah, how is this an fml??

By WhyComplain | 0

#593914 - Tuesday 29 September 2009 12:30

This is the biggest problem in your life and you complain about it? You have a girlfriend, be happy!

By ifuckingrock | 0

#593915 - Tuesday 29 September 2009 12:31

Oh, my god, your girlfriend has a bladder, I feel so bad for you.

cocainewhore | 30

#5980946 - Thursday 19 June 2014 18:42

I feel bad for the girlfriend. However busy he is, if he really loves her, he'd make time for her.

EmperorChowilio | 21

#5989511 - Friday 27 June 2014 0:52

shut up you know nothing you cocaine whore..... sorry I know it was mean but, I couldn't resist

cocainewhore | 30

#6074754 - Friday 26 September 2014 22:24

I know nothing? Excuse me. But I'm that was uncalled for. If they want a relationship to work then they have to make time for each other.

brenton490 | 19

#6599717 - Saturday 7 May 2016 23:17

I believe his girlfriend is defective they aren't suppose to have those.

MrZed_fml | 11

#6621177 - Saturday 4 June 2016 23:10

Your name #98

By jimmyjimjobobo | 0

#593940 - Tuesday 29 September 2009 12:58

hardly an fml, if it's through IM it's not like it won't be there once she gets back...

By v1kt4r | 13

#593941 - Tuesday 29 September 2009 12:58

WTF???? how did this even get on here, were the moderators out of options.

UpYourself | 0

#593961 - Tuesday 29 September 2009 13:13

To be fair, I modded a bunch of FMLs today (not this one) and they were honestly pathetic

Intoxicunt | 5

#593982 - Tuesday 29 September 2009 13:29

He's right. The recent ones have been just ridiculously terrible. This would be in the top 1% of all of them. Sad but true.

By LadyAlathia | 0

#593951 - Tuesday 29 September 2009 13:02

Once again clicking YDI in lieu of "Who the fuck cares?".

fretforyerlatte | 0

#593998 - Tuesday 29 September 2009 13:46

this.

By Lakus | 0

#593954 - Tuesday 29 September 2009 13:05

How is this a FML? Everyone needs to urinate once in a while.

By HaveNoShame | 3

#593967 - Tuesday 29 September 2009 13:18

A woman who pees?! You poor man.

By 24788 | 6

#593971 - Tuesday 29 September 2009 13:21

Are you that whipped that you can't tell your girlfriend that you don't enjoy when she does that? Does she rule with an iron fist?

Ifuckedthefeartu | 30

#6520897 - Wednesday 27 January 2016 3:11

What?

By BeeSkwaird | 0

#593980 - Tuesday 29 September 2009 13:28

If she never came back, that would be one thing, but... seriously, OP, WTFC?

Girls rarely respond to "hot" anyway. Try gorgeous or beautiful or maybe even pulchritudinous! (Haha :)

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