Today, trying to do a good deed, I gave a homeless guy a $10 bill. As I walked away, he yelled after me, "You fucking bitch!" FML
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Today, I saw a homeless man on the street and decided to give him the dollar bill I had left in my wallet. He said "Thank you" then as I turned to walk away, he muttered "Cheap-ass cunt". FML
Today, I passed a homeless person asking for change. When I politely apologized and told him that I had none, he yelled angrily, "Who comes to this city without money?" I replied, "Apparently, you do." Wrong answer. He followed me, now screaming. FML
Today, I saw a homeless guy in the street. It really upset me how everyone's spirit of giving vanished as soon as Christmas was over, so I said fuck it and gave him about $50 worth of money. I barely made it 10 feet away, when another guy mugged him for the money I just gave. FML
Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when a man behind me tapped me on the shoulder. He gave a $5 bill and said that he thought I had dropped it. Not having the integrity to turn him down, I took it. I spent the next 20 minutes being chased by a crazy hobo who claimed that it was his. FML
Today, I came across a street musician. He looked extremely well-fed already, but his music was pretty good, so I gave him some spare change. As soon as I turned away, he started screaming at me for being "cheap", and chased me half a block before running out of breath. FML
Today, I tried to give some change to a homeless man. My girlfriend pulled me away and ranted about how homeless people are all basically bastards who deserve their misfortune, and that I shouldn't give "our" money away. FML
Today, while I was walking home, a homeless man saw me and didn't ask for change, but how much I charged. FML
Today, I realized that I'm a terrible human being. For the first time in my life, I gave some change to a homeless guy, but only so he'd get out of my face long enough for me to watch two other bums beating the crap out of each other over a sandwich. FML
Today, while walking down the street, a homeless man walked up to me. He opened his mouth to say something and I immediately said that I didn't have any spare change because I was late for work. He then said "I was gonna ask you for the time, dickwad". Apparently he wasn't homeless. FML
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cutycat136 28
Makes me think maybe not a homeless guy after all?
je_suis_petit 12
Maybe that was just his way of saying thank you :)
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Comments (85)
Dick_diamond 22
No good deed..
zenrael 21
Next time don't bother. They are mostly con artists who chose that way of life.
YippeKiay 11
I don't think we have the whole story here
badgercheese94 16
This reminds me of Scary Movie
wvcheesehead 13
Was it Canadian money? Cause that would make sense, I hate the coins.
trelnoheakoa 3
"Today, a random woman walked up to me and gave me a ten dollar bill because she thought I was homeless. FML."
dc2fresh 15
I woulda turned right around and took back. Some people go broke by their own fault and that's probably one of the reasons.
verysmarmy 11
I... What?
pinque 19
Who cares $10 is $10 I'd be glad if someone would give me $10
pinque 19
I doubt this is true