Today, trying to do a good deed, I gave a homeless guy a $10 bill. As I walked away, he yelled after me, "You fucking bitch!" FML
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Today, I saw a homeless man on the street and decided to give him the dollar bill I had left in my wallet. He said "Thank you" then as I turned to walk away, he muttered "Cheap-ass cunt". FML
Today, I passed a homeless person asking for change. When I politely apologized and told him that I had none, he yelled angrily, "Who comes to this city without money?" I replied, "Apparently, you do." Wrong answer. He followed me, now screaming. FML
Today, I saw a homeless guy in the street. It really upset me how everyone's spirit of giving vanished as soon as Christmas was over, so I said fuck it and gave him about $50 worth of money. I barely made it 10 feet away, when another guy mugged him for the money I just gave. FML
Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when a man behind me tapped me on the shoulder. He gave a $5 bill and said that he thought I had dropped it. Not having the integrity to turn him down, I took it. I spent the next 20 minutes being chased by a crazy hobo who claimed that it was his. FML
Today, I came across a street musician. He looked extremely well-fed already, but his music was pretty good, so I gave him some spare change. As soon as I turned away, he started screaming at me for being "cheap", and chased me half a block before running out of breath. FML
Today, I tried to give some change to a homeless man. My girlfriend pulled me away and ranted about how homeless people are all basically bastards who deserve their misfortune, and that I shouldn't give "our" money away. FML
Today, while I was walking home, a homeless man saw me and didn't ask for change, but how much I charged. FML
Today, I realized that I'm a terrible human being. For the first time in my life, I gave some change to a homeless guy, but only so he'd get out of my face long enough for me to watch two other bums beating the crap out of each other over a sandwich. FML
Today, while walking down the street, a homeless man walked up to me. He opened his mouth to say something and I immediately said that I didn't have any spare change because I was late for work. He then said "I was gonna ask you for the time, dickwad". Apparently he wasn't homeless. FML
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cutycat136 28
Makes me think maybe not a homeless guy after all?
je_suis_petit 12
Maybe that was just his way of saying thank you :)
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Comments (85)
SarahRanee_ 6
my sister passed a guy that had a sign saying he was hungry, and that anything would help. she pulled thru mcdonalds and bought him like $25 worth of food and gave it to him. he thru it at the back of her car as she pulled away.
ThaReaper319 19
Some of the homeless are mentally ill. You did a good deed. Don't worry.
BruhFML 2
may be he wasnt homeless
Daevas 18
You know, there's a reason people are homeless. Maybe not always their fault but with this guy it's pretty clear.... Entirely his fault.
mistress_paz 30
Never give money to someone on the street. I know people who got mugged that way. Give to charities that help the homeless instead.
AfroFluff 23
It seems that homeless guy has very high standards :/ Did he see your wallet maybe? Like he saw you had more money than you gave him so he felt insulted? Btw don't listen to him. You did something good for him snd yourself
KattrinaGLee 3
It's probably a mental condition that has him on the streets. If I had to guess i would say Tourette's syndrome and some thing else.
thebrownbunni 3
I feel like he shouldn't have gotten mad because homeless or not he just got $10!
cassiebucaro99 12
Tourette's!!!
ayyykilla 9
should've given him a middle finger not a $10 bill.