verysmarmy

About Verysmarmy

Roses are spiky, Violets are flowers, I've been on this website For literally hours.

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The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
I'm an early bird, but no worm yet
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
The rules are the rules
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Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

9%
I'm a rock star
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.

1%
Tommy Wiseau
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.

2%
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

1%
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

68%
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

17%
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

0%
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

1%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

3%
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

7%
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

56%
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

4%
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

40%
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

8%
Gandhi
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.

1%

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Verysmarmy's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that miles are the same distance for everything. He thought that human miles were different than mouse miles, because they're smaller. He's 34. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it