Miscellaneous: Today, when I was walking in to the grocery store, a van pulls...

By dummy441 - 21/04/2009 03:14 - United States

Today, when I was walking in to the grocery store, a van pulls up and a bunch of guys get out who look really drunk. I jokingly said to the sober-looking man who had driven the van "Sucks you have to be the designated driver!" Turns out the "Drunk" guys were actually mentally challenged. FML

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By brodinn - 11/04/2014 13:48 - United States - Florence

Today, I watched a drunk guy getting thrown out of a bar, then get tased on the sidewalk outside. He was our designated driver. FML

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By EmployeeOfTheMonth - 09/06/2013 23:33 - United States - Montpelier

Today, I attempted to make a good impression amongst new coworkers by volunteering to be the designated driver at my work party. What did that get me? A backseat full of puke and some idiot too drunk to remember where he lived. FML

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By AwkwardWaitress - 20/03/2011 23:29 - United Kingdom

Today, while serving drinks at work to a group of people getting tipsy on wine, I joked about it being obvious who the designated driver was to the only gentleman who'd been religiously sticking to Coke all night. He coldly informed me that he was a recovering alcoholic. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2011 06:49 - United States

Today, I was the designated driver. On the way home with my drunk friends, they decide to give me a beer shower. I swerved, and was pulled over by a cop moments after. I was the only one arrested. FML

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By THOMASisMYname - 06/07/2011 17:06 - Canada

Today, I went out drinking with my friends. Being safe as we were a little intoxicated, we took a taxi back. The cab driver was also drunk. FML

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By DrunkParents - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Billings

Today, a really drunk couple staggered into the store I work at. One of them yelled at me, "Hey you! Kid! Tell us where the booze is at!" This would have been funny if these people weren't my parents. FML

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By ronboy - 26/11/2012 23:11 - United States - Columbus

Today, I decided to be responsible and call a cab to take my drunk ass home from the bar. As I climbed into the cab, I was quickly pulled back out and had the shit beaten out of me by a group of drunk guys who thought they needed the ride more. The police soon arrived and arrested us all. FML

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By GeeThanks - 25/07/2013 02:33 - Canada - Toronto

Today, a drunk dude walked up to me and said, "You're ugly as fuck." His sober friend quickly apologized and explained that he was wasted, before looking me up and down and adding, "Well, not completely, I guess." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2019 00:01 - Australia - Darwin

Today, I was so bad at maintaining a conversation that the only way for the other guy to put up with me was to drink. He was the designated driver. He would rather risk drinking and driving than being sober around me. FML

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By monquiqui - 04/07/2011 05:45 - United States

Today, I had to drive my drunk parents home from a party. They leaned out the window and barked at everyone we passed all the way home. FML

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fayayay 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 12:13

good thing they're mentally challenged or else he might have been really offended

elloelen 0

Friday 10 December 2010 23:46

for more beer

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fayayay 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 12:13

good thing they're mentally challenged or else he might have been really offended

jtho6 0

Friday 16 July 2010 12:12

why? thats freaking HILARIOUS

c00lsk8erboi 7

Thursday 5 August 2010 7:05

why is everybody saying ydi? how was he supposed to know they were mentally challenged?

31889 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 3:38

he just shouldn't have said it in the first place..you never know

ZeroIce 12

Friday 29 June 2012 7:54

... you do realize he said it to the non mentally challanged man, right?

icyblux3 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 12:22

LMFAO! YDI but it's a FML moment, hahahahahhaha. Can't you tell the difference between mentally-challenged and drunk people?! Lol

Dabookofnothing 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 12:26

Guys how did she deserve it if you saw a bunch of grown people stumbling around and looking drunk what would you think, still i wouldnt have said anything but honestly its an honest mistake.

Bleepbloop360 7

Monday 24 October 2011 2:41

If I saw a bunch of grown men stumbling around I would have thought they were zombies

rinaldy 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 13:01

hahaha- hey at least u called it and refer to urself as dummy441:) u cldnt have known but jeez what a hilarious big mouth!

imadonkeymoo 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 13:16

UR mean. i happen to be mentally challenged myself

summerguy97 16

Thursday 20 June 2013 5:55

Congratulations

99Rage 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 13:39

why the hell would you say anything in the first place?

elfuzzo 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 14:12

At a glance it isn't necessarily obvious whether someone is mentally challenged or drunk. FYL.

Aldebaran_fml 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 15:11

YDI You really deserve to be on that truck. It´s pretty esay to see the diference between Mentally ill people an drunk ones. BTW why you wanted to give them your opinion?