Money: Today, trying to do a good deed, I gave a homeless guy a $10... - FML

By HaliMali - 22/02/2015 18:21 - United States - Hastings

Today, trying to do a good deed, I gave a homeless guy a $10 bill. As I walked away, he yelled after me, "You fucking bitch!" FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2016 18:36 - United States - Ridgewood

Today, I saw a homeless man on the street and decided to give him the dollar bill I had left in my wallet. He said "Thank you" then as I turned to walk away, he muttered "Cheap-ass cunt". FML

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By re2K5 - 25/07/2009 16:39 - Korea Republic of

Today, I passed a homeless person asking for change. When I politely apologized and told him that I had none, he yelled angrily, "Who comes to this city without money?" I replied, "Apparently, you do." Wrong answer. He followed me, now screaming. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2015 16:58 - Denmark - Aarhus

Today, I saw a homeless guy in the street. It really upset me how everyone's spirit of giving vanished as soon as Christmas was over, so I said fuck it and gave him about $50 worth of money. I barely made it 10 feet away, when another guy mugged him for the money I just gave. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2012 11:34 - United States - Macungie

Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML

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By pinkrazrgirl247 - 03/07/2009 06:29 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street, when a man behind me tapped me on the shoulder. He gave a $5 bill and said that he thought I had dropped it. Not having the integrity to turn him down, I took it. I spent the next 20 minutes being chased by a crazy hobo who claimed that it was his. FML

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By Anonymous Pillock - 30/04/2014 22:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I came across a street musician. He looked extremely well-fed already, but his music was pretty good, so I gave him some spare change. As soon as I turned away, he started screaming at me for being "cheap", and chased me half a block before running out of breath. FML

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By dating a fucking psycho - 14/02/2013 20:06 - United States - Hickory

Today, I tried to give some change to a homeless man. My girlfriend pulled me away and ranted about how homeless people are all basically bastards who deserve their misfortune, and that I shouldn't give "our" money away. FML

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By katiebell - 04/10/2019 12:00

Today, while I was walking home, a homeless man saw me and didn't ask for change, but how much I charged. FML

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By justcomesnaturally - 04/11/2012 00:37 - United States - Danby

Today, I realized that I'm a terrible human being. For the first time in my life, I gave some change to a homeless guy, but only so he'd get out of my face long enough for me to watch two other bums beating the crap out of each other over a sandwich. FML

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By NoNaMe - 04/06/2009 08:07 - Australia

Today, while walking down the street, a homeless man walked up to me. He opened his mouth to say something and I immediately said that I didn't have any spare change because I was late for work. He then said "I was gonna ask you for the time, dickwad". Apparently he wasn't homeless. FML

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cutycat136 28

Sunday 22 February 2015 23:55

Makes me think maybe not a homeless guy after all?

je_suis_petit 12

Sunday 22 February 2015 23:59

Maybe that was just his way of saying thank you :)

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Emma1562 35

Thursday 5 March 2015 4:01

Lol just walk back over and say, "never mind bitch" and take the money back!

foxy4353 10

Sunday 8 March 2015 3:35

Maybe he wasn't homeless and he felt insulted?

Kyyav13 1

Tuesday 10 March 2015 16:44

What if he wasn't homeless, and just looks disheveled?

the_aspect 28

Thursday 9 April 2015 15:45

Ouch!

sarahj13 13

Monday 1 June 2015 7:20

Most homeless people are mentally ill don't take it to heart, you did a good thing. Actually just today in church my father was approached by this older man and asked him to stop staring at him all the time. My father has never seen the man in his entire life.

tiredofwaiting 25

Saturday 8 August 2015 8:25

He probably wanted more money.

Kindeyu1005 14

Wednesday 6 January 2016 9:32

not all homeless people are grateful. someone is generous toward you and you lash out at them and call them crude names? let's just say, Karma will love this.

Zachary Kybon Reed 11

Saturday 1 July 2017 22:06

I would've turned tf around and ripped that 10$ from his hands, don't even care if I destroy it in the process, he didn't deserve it

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