By bugger - 22/02/2015 17:31

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Today, I looked my boyfriend in the eyes and said "I love y-" He cut me off with, "Babe, a blowjob's worth a thousand words" and held eye contact until I awkwardly excused myself. FML
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denaeb123 24
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He sounds like most of his dick is in his personality

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Blaisey 22
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That sucks :/

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IAmzephyr 22

yeah. he seems like a real piece of work.

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A07 48

But OP doesn't. Edit - Just saw #14

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1PersonIsMyWorld 22

it's disrespectful is what it is...I would reevaluate the relationship because respect has to be a main factor.

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kerstileann 26
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that wasnt accidental.....

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_Adog2645 24
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And they say chivalry is dead!

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immaMonsta 8
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Sounds like something my fiancée would say; only he'd be joking. Hopefully this is the case with you and your boyfriend OP!

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A07 48

Don't know about your Fiancée but OP's boyfriend clearly isn't joking.

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mrlawlor7777 26
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But OP doesn't.

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blazingshot147 19
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Hope not, blowing can hurt a guy.

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Sulphuric_Glue 16

Ayyy lmao

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chickenlips23 16
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You should have said "Eat Me".

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vikky538 28
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he meant it...it seems...

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denaeb123 24
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He sounds like most of his dick is in his personality

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DemonBoy1988 22
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I believe he is what they call a "dickhead"

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brokenjawskhan 21
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Not all people know what love is.

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laden_swallow09 34
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I want you to show meeeee…

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thefmlman2011 35
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....what love is

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countryb_cth 38

.... Baby don't hurt me don't hurt me no more

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feven 32
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With that mindset he must have had quite a relationship with his English teachers

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FloWPs_fml 16
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How do you say "screw you" in that wonderful new language ? Oh I know, putting my middle finger up would be better. Sometimes, you don't even need words, you see ?

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