By bugger - 22/02/2015 17:31

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Today, I looked my boyfriend in the eyes and said "I love y-" He cut me off with, "Babe, a blowjob's worth a thousand words" and held eye contact until I awkwardly excused myself. FML
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denaeb123 24

He sounds like most of his dick is in his personality

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IAmzephyr 22

yeah. he seems like a real piece of work.

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A07 48

But OP doesn't. Edit - Just saw #14

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1PersonIsMyWorld 22

it's disrespectful is what it is...I would reevaluate the relationship because respect has to be a main factor.

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immaMonsta 8

Sounds like something my fiancée would say; only he'd be joking. Hopefully this is the case with you and your boyfriend OP!

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A07 48

Don't know about your Fiancée but OP's boyfriend clearly isn't joking.

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denaeb123 24

He sounds like most of his dick is in his personality

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DemonBoy1988 22

I believe he is what they call a "********"

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feven 32

With that mindset he must have had quite a relationship with his English teachers

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FloWPs_fml 16

How do you say "screw you" in that wonderful new language ? Oh I know, putting my middle finger up would be better. Sometimes, you don't even need words, you see ?

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