By bugger - 22/02/2015 17:31

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Today, I looked my boyfriend in the eyes and said "I love y-" He cut me off with, "Babe, a blowjob's worth a thousand words" and held eye contact until I awkwardly excused myself. FML
I agree, your life sucks 40 931
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He sounds like most of his dick is in his personality

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That sucks :/

yeah. he seems like a real piece of work.

But OP doesn't. Edit - Just saw #14

it's disrespectful is what it is...I would reevaluate the relationship because respect has to be a main factor.

that wasnt accidental.....

And they say chivalry is dead!

Sounds like something my fiancée would say; only he'd be joking. Hopefully this is the case with you and your boyfriend OP!

Don't know about your Fiancée but OP's boyfriend clearly isn't joking.

But OP doesn't.

Hope not, blowing can hurt a guy.

You should have said "Eat Me".

he meant it...it seems...

He sounds like most of his dick is in his personality

I believe he is what they call a "dickhead"

Not all people know what love is.

I want you to show meeeee…

....what love is

.... Baby don't hurt me don't hurt me no more

With that mindset he must have had quite a relationship with his English teachers

How do you say "screw you" in that wonderful new language ? Oh I know, putting my middle finger up would be better. Sometimes, you don't even need words, you see ?