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Yes, impossible if he was swallowing 500 pennies at once, but I don't think it's that difficult to wad a five dollar bill up and eat it.

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77 - I've paid for a five dollar footlong with a $5 bill and no change before, so I don't think that's the case.

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Do you know what eating involves? If you get your money intact on the other end, then you haven't gotten anything from ingesting it...

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Nevertheless, if you could actually gain sustenance from dollar bills and then turd them back out it could be a nice way to save money or reduce starvation...

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ManIntTheMachine: You're right, it's just a well-disguised bidet to rinse the incoming gold pennies. Fire in the hole!

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ManInTheMachine: Leprechauns are cheeky, devious little bastards who continue to hide their pots of "gold" from me. I've followed dozens of rainbows, catch sight of the little people, but they sprint off before I can catch them. The most I've gotten from them are vulgar slurs and gestures. That is why I continue to use unicorns.

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I don't know...once when I lived with my sister her dog ate the rent money. It came out in poop, it wasn't eaten away by stomach acid.

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You would have a valid point... if it wasn't completely invalid that is. He asked for "money to eat" which is why he ate the money.

So that means he's made of money? OP, tell me where this homeless man is right now. I need some cash, quick!

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