Today, to avoid a guy who's been creepily following me around school lately, I ducked into the girl's bathroom. After few minutes, he stuck his head in with his eyes closed and asked if I was done yet. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, as I was coming out of the ladies' room, I saw a guy glancing at me. A few minutes later, I saw him coming at me at a fast rate. I decided to run from him. As I got out of the building and into a cab, I saw him from the window waving my phone at me. He was just trying to return it. FML
Today, I was peeing in a public bathroom when a guy walked in and passed by 4 open urinals to use the one next to mine. After feeling his gaze for a second, I confronted him with my own, in hopes he would stop. Instead, I stared into a stranger's eyes until I finished peeing. FML
Today, I decided to to gather up the courage to ask the cute boy in my math class for his number. He gave it to me, and I texted him later that night. But little did I know he actually gave me the number of the creep in class who is always grabbing my ass. I ended up asking the creep out. FML
Today, a guy who annoys me walked over. To avoid speaking to him, I pretended to be on the phone and he walked away. A few moments later, my phone rang. I looked around to see if he'd seen me. He had. He was the one calling me from down the hall. FML
Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody came into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt. He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer put his head under the stall to look at me. FML
Hey good lookin'
Today, I went to a bar for some drinks. A guy looked me up and down, gave me a suggestive smile, then asked for my name and number. I'd have been a little less creeped out if he hadn't been standing beside me at the urinal the whole time. FML
Today, I was asked out by a guy I've liked since the beginning of the year. All I could say was, "I have to pee", and ran into the men's bathroom. FML
Today, despite my fear of using public restrooms, I was forced to anyway to avoid my bladder exploding. I was finally getting over it when someone stuck their head under the stall to "see if someone's in there". I'm scared more now than I was before. FML
Creeped out
Today, while at the gym, I noticed a creepy-looking guy watching me. When I got up from the equipment, I noticed that he sniffed the seat. I didn't say anything the first time. After he did it the second time, I asked him to stop. He bent down and sniffed it without breaking eye contact. FML
Today, at work, I wanted to scare my best friend, who is also my coworker. Thinking that he was cleaning the women's bathroom, I snuck in and right when I was about to scare him, my store director came out of the stall. FML
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RenoTheRhino 30
Tell a teacher or the principal. That could seriously escalate.
Robbieisadowg 16
Report him!
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perdix 31
Ask him to come in and wipe you. Either that'll gross him out or you'll have your own personal buttler. (No, autocorrect, I mean "buttler.")
sporteeholmes01 15
Run girl, RUN!!!!!!
This_FML_Girl 12
i say restraining order!
elcee1987 18
That'll just piss him off
tukies 28
Just walk up to him and say we are done I am breaking up with you. In his mind you two are together, so might as well break it off in front of his friends.
Dinoporeon 9
He may believe that you are deliberately playing with him or leading him on. You are a victim in this and you need to report him.
Km1490 20
creep!
thenicke 15
That's pretty ****** up
estefa20 10
That's not normal. Make sure not to walk alone. And if you can have proof that he's been following you. It may seem harmless now but who knows if it escalates. Good luck OP
Ghostcaptain 6
What kind of proof? Oh, I know. OP can take a bunch of horror selfies. The looks of terror on OP's face getting worse and him inching closer in the background with those intent creeper eyes.
megwithcat 15
get a restraining order gurl that's scary
Xotoolyxo 16
That's definitely not okay. Carry around some pepper spray
tanyonj 2
hey