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Awkward...
Lol that's probably normal behaviour for him
Maybe at first, but you can really get to know people this way. ?
This is the stabdard greeting in Northeast Texas. What's so wierd about it?
What is this stabdard greeting you mention?? Sounds painful.
Standard*, sorry I have pudge fingers....
Yeah but you said you had an iPhone, I just tried to spell standard as stabdard and my phone told me to go make **** on myself...
I don't use autocorrect, and I don't always catch my mistakes before I post, usually after I hit submit do I see them. I strive for perfect grammar, but alas I am human and my fingers mess up occasionally.
Chill brah. I kid I kid!
It's fine, I love people who correct me because it helps me better myself.
Why is CryMoreFMLs and Keymans conversation thumbed down, it was very educational.
I sometimes thumb down the people who reply to the first comment just to get to the top of the page.
85- I expect you to be thumbing down yourself any moment now...
OP you should have taken your AK-47 out from under your hat and blew him away with a rat-at-at-tat, but you ran outta bullets and ran away. (starts humming the rest of ultimate showdown).
********.
Not as awkward when he then said "I just jizzed in ma pantz"
This.
Those weird Texans...
162 it's called keep Austin weird for a reason
Indeed awkward but it cracked me up and I don't know why
Creepy..?
Just a bit.
He shoots...AND HE SCORES!
That made little to no ******* sense
LOVE Your phone case, where'd you get it?
95- Walmart lol
Gross
I love your case! Lol sorry random :D
Atleast ops not a woman....Right?
How does OP not being a woman make this better?
and u didnt think of punching his face ?
I would have personally tried stomping on his face
******** on him would have the appropriate response I think.
Peeing would also be an option.
136-so you are perfectly fine with people staring at you as you shit?
Kicking would be a better choice
No one, clearly.
Yeah... Like dressing up as a children's cartoon character and eat kids
Only if the OP was between the ages of 0-18
But pedo said I was the only one :(
133 - Fail.
Interesting
"Peek-a-boo, I see you!"
Umm....
That is such a cute little Shih Tzu :3
It'll be a fun day at work tomorrow don't worry
Imaginary
Positive
Neutral
Scalene
Combo Breaker
**** COMBO BREAKERS, keep it coming. Acute.
Platonic
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Awkward...
and u didnt think of punching his face ?