Today, to avoid a guy who's been creepily following me around school lately, I ducked into the girl's bathroom. After few minutes, he stuck his head in with his eyes closed and asked if I was done yet. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, as I was coming out of the ladies' room, I saw a guy glancing at me. A few minutes later, I saw him coming at me at a fast rate. I decided to run from him. As I got out of the building and into a cab, I saw him from the window waving my phone at me. He was just trying to return it. FML
Today, I was peeing in a public bathroom when a guy walked in and passed by 4 open urinals to use the one next to mine. After feeling his gaze for a second, I confronted him with my own, in hopes he would stop. Instead, I stared into a stranger's eyes until I finished peeing. FML
Today, I decided to to gather up the courage to ask the cute boy in my math class for his number. He gave it to me, and I texted him later that night. But little did I know he actually gave me the number of the creep in class who is always grabbing my ass. I ended up asking the creep out. FML
Today, a guy who annoys me walked over. To avoid speaking to him, I pretended to be on the phone and he walked away. A few moments later, my phone rang. I looked around to see if he'd seen me. He had. He was the one calling me from down the hall. FML
Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody came into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt. He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer put his head under the stall to look at me. FML
Hey good lookin'
Today, I went to a bar for some drinks. A guy looked me up and down, gave me a suggestive smile, then asked for my name and number. I'd have been a little less creeped out if he hadn't been standing beside me at the urinal the whole time. FML
Today, I was asked out by a guy I've liked since the beginning of the year. All I could say was, "I have to pee", and ran into the men's bathroom. FML
Today, despite my fear of using public restrooms, I was forced to anyway to avoid my bladder exploding. I was finally getting over it when someone stuck their head under the stall to "see if someone's in there". I'm scared more now than I was before. FML
Creeped out
Today, while at the gym, I noticed a creepy-looking guy watching me. When I got up from the equipment, I noticed that he sniffed the seat. I didn't say anything the first time. After he did it the second time, I asked him to stop. He bent down and sniffed it without breaking eye contact. FML
Today, at work, I wanted to scare my best friend, who is also my coworker. Thinking that he was cleaning the women's bathroom, I snuck in and right when I was about to scare him, my store director came out of the stall. FML
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RenoTheRhino 30
Tell a teacher or the principal. That could seriously escalate.
Robbieisadowg 16
Report him!
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BreezyBgirl 8
Get a restraining order. If he's poking his head into the bathroom at school, who knows what else he will (or has) done.
ekwinoks 5
Shoulda snacked his ass as soon as he stuck his head in there
frizz101 22
OP call the cops!
Curlytwirly22 17
This is like a guy in my school except the guy in my school follows all the girls around !!! He's soo annoying !!!
Curlytwirly22 17
You should report him to the principal
Sniper_Chick4110 20
Oh, I feel for you, That used to be me, hiding in the bathrooms from stalkers. I started drinking rum to pass the time in there. It got so bad at one point I had to tell one specific guy, very publicly, to back off while waiting for my bus. Somehow the embarrassment scarred him for life. He told me about this through a lengthy message in my inbox, years later through facebook.
Sniper_Chick4110 20
An eleven page handwritten letter on somebody's rock collection and how they can fix your private computer that you only just found out was broken, is why you should NEVER smile at boys. My best advice to you.
Sniper_Chick4110 20
Especially during exam time when they mix this shit in among your exam notes.
Sniper_Chick4110 20
Serious misuse of emergency services.
Devul143 12
>.> That's beyond ****** up... watch yourself, OP... Go to the police if you truly feel it getting waaay outta hand... like, peeking-his-head-into-the-bathroom creepy. 0_0
_just_me__ 7
Sounds like a nice guy
pfquid 10
lucky he didn't actually come in!