To quote a friend of mine... "I'd crawl naked across a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart over a walkie-talkie"

He would probably like it.

@Zebe you don't need to lie, we all now you quoted it. :S

Umm number 20, he said he was quoting.

Just make sure you eat something that makes you really gassy before you go next time.

Instead of making a statement with an exclamation point, you made it with a period...

Your friend is an idiot.

No cause then it would backfire. She wold have smelly gym clothes. :D

Old as the internet

Most gym clothes are actually washable believe it or not.

I work at a gym and this would have definitely been stopped... What kind of gym is this when no one else there even says anything to this dude???

Maybe OP was on one of those TV shows where they go around doing embarrassing shit to people!

Yeah, that's definitely something that should be reported. My dad works at a gym and some of the stories he tells me about....This is definitely one of the weirder ones I've heard though

I'm pretty sure I saw this guy's account of the incident on Reddit a month or two ago. If it was the same guy, he definitely got banned and had legal trouble afterwards. His girlfriend broke up with him too.

I'm really not sure how this comment got voted down. Guess people have never seen the show Impractical Jokers

I really don't understand how this was thumbed down. I guess no one has seen the show Impractical Jokers

I can see this happening on Impractical Jokers, it's just the kind of thing they would do.

I don't understand why this comment was voted down. I guess no one has ever watched Impractical Jokers

Is there an echo in here?

triple post! that's the first one I have ever seen.

They're posted in the span of a few hours, so it couldn't of been on purpose.

go at 3am theres literally noone there but the employees

Home gyms are a great idea. No creepy people, have exactly what you need, no one else's sweat/germs, and no one to judge your body in workout clothes.

No. Home gyms are for Rich people, or people who don't know what they're doing. Either. A proper home gym would cost you a pretty big room + at least 2500$. Compared to 20$ a Month for a gym with more machines... Just so you Can be insecure at home? Loss loss situation imo. Face your fears and save the money.

2500? And that's all you pay. 20 a month will eventually surpass 2500 my friend.

You're not kidding. At my gym, they don't even want to do anything to prevent people from hitting you while you're in the pool and these clowns decide it's okay to beat on you because they're decide to do breaststroke when they get into your lane.

#53- Whenever I work out at home there's usually at least ONE creepy guy there.

Yeah same here it's totally not cuz we are too lazy it's definitely cuz of creepers XD

Or the guys a freakin weirdo.

Is that what you do when you see a hot girl stand up? Because that is definitely not right.

And #6, you must be a creeper too.

Who cares if she's hot? That's just ******* creepy, period.

Aside from the creep factor..do you have any idea how many other people have sat on those machines before her?! That's a tall glass of nope...

I see what you did there...

What if he's a Bloodhound.