Today, I went to a bar for some drinks. A guy looked me up and down, gave me a suggestive smile, then asked for my name and number. I'd have been a little less creeped out if he hadn't been standing beside me at the urinal the whole time. FML
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BeccaHugs
| 17
Maybe he has a thing for uranal . . . um er I mean urinals.
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thenamesbrooksy
| 9
Hey take it as a compliment.
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thenamesbrooksy
| 9
Hey take it as a compliment.
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Damian95
| 16
Must be blessed.
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Doritozilla
| 20
so...what's your number? ;)
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golden_warrior
| 23
24- 911, ask for, "the man"
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SWhimsynBubbaS
| 14
Blessed, and still a little creeped out. As I was reading, I can honestly say I did not expect OP to be a man. Or for this to happen period. So be proud of your looks OP! Even if they attract strange creepy men...
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Iceman225
| 11
that is freaking creepy.
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CocaColaPepsi
| 13
Creepy but flattering! ;)
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garrett1999o3
| 16
#30, Maybe OP just accidentally waltsed into a gay bar.
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fluffycatsdad
| 33
Or waltZed, even.
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kaileylovesyew
| 4
Or maybe even waltzed!
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Dodopy
| 14
Well at least you have a gladder bladder
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Pwn17
| 25
Looks like urine a sticky situation.
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margojill
| 13
22 you need more likes.
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feelingold
| 18
if I read the urine/you're in pun ONE more time on FML...... It's definitely becoming the new "shitty situation"
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Angel_Cacey
| 7
He should have turned and peed on him lol
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fizz113
| 11
You seem pissed off...
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Bcfrmkc816
| 17
Yes he does that's a good oner his is to 22
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Bcfrmkc816
| 17
And offer to shake his hand and thank him
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drayloon
| 50
I guess he saw sumthin at the urinal he liked...
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hurtandabused
| 7
Look him back the same way but frown n say sorry but hell no
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kurodansei
| 16
Give ot to him. Tell him what he did later. could be funny later.
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biggestfan23
| 11
Maybe he's not even gay
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kurodansei
| 16
Thats what would make it funny.
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BeccaHugs
| 17
Maybe he has a thing for uranal . . . um er I mean urinals.
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Zaros_fml
| 24
I almost thumbed this down...then it dawned on me.
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cjgirl
| 15
I guess he liked what he saw... Take it as a compliment.
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Flowtastic
| 16
What type of bar was it? That's the major difference between a FYL and YDi
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flashback.miss
| 28
A gay bar, perhaps?
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Flowtastic
| 16
What song is that from? ;-)
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cristy91
| 33
Maybe it's my prudent nature but I wouldn't want to be hit on while I'm taking a piss, even if the person is good looking. Pee time = me time
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LastFalseApology
| 9
fyl I hate when that happens
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Bobskittens1
| 12
You act like it happens on a daily basis..
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DocBastard
| 38
He violated Men's Restroom Rules #1 AND #2!
1) No talking
2) No looking
Has no one ever taught him etiquette??
1) No talking
2) No looking
Has no one ever taught him etiquette??
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DDCA
| 24
If you read between the lines, you'd realize those rules don't apply in the bar he was in.
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FrankHotpants
| 30
And probably #3, the one urinal space.
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lolfood
| 24
And, if possible, stay one urinal apart
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golden_warrior
| 23
I guess he wants your family jewell