FML : Today, I went to a bar for some drinks. A guy looked me up and down, gave me a suggestive smile, then asked for my name and number. I'd have been a little...

Today, I went to a bar for some drinks. A guy looked me up and down, gave me a suggestive smile, then asked for my name and number. I'd have been a little less creeped out if he hadn't been standing beside me at the urinal the whole time. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Sovekipisse - / Saturday 15 June 2013 22:24 / France - Arthon-en-retz

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By BeccaHugs | 17

#5536956 - Sunday 16 June 2013 05:32

Maybe he has a thing for uranal . . . um er I mean urinals.

By thenamesbrooksy | 9

#5536942 - Sunday 16 June 2013 05:29

Hey take it as a compliment.

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By thenamesbrooksy | 9

#5536942 - Sunday 16 June 2013 05:29

Hey take it as a compliment.

Damian95 | 16

#5537000 - Sunday 16 June 2013 05:50

Must be blessed.

Doritozilla | 20

#5537022 - Sunday 16 June 2013 05:57

so...what's your number? ;)

golden_warrior | 23

#5537030 - Sunday 16 June 2013 06:00

24- 911, ask for, "the man"

SWhimsynBubbaS | 14

#5537033 - Sunday 16 June 2013 06:01

Blessed, and still a little creeped out. As I was reading, I can honestly say I did not expect OP to be a man. Or for this to happen period. So be proud of your looks OP! Even if they attract strange creepy men...

Iceman225 | 11

#5537057 - Sunday 16 June 2013 06:13

that is freaking creepy.

CocaColaPepsi | 13

#5537075 - Sunday 16 June 2013 06:31

Creepy but flattering! ;)

garrett1999o3 | 16

#5537189 - Sunday 16 June 2013 08:52

#30, Maybe OP just accidentally waltsed into a gay bar.

fluffycatsdad | 29

#5537411 - Sunday 16 June 2013 02:41

Or waltZed, even.

kaileylovesyew | 4

#5538283 - Monday 17 June 2013 03:31

Or maybe even waltzed!

By Dodopy | 14

#5536943 - Sunday 16 June 2013 05:29

Well at least you have a gladder bladder

Pwn17 | 25

#5537013 - Sunday 16 June 2013 05:54

Looks like urine a sticky situation.

margojill | 13

#5537118 - Sunday 16 June 2013 07:13

22 you need more likes.

feelingold | 18

#5537176 - Sunday 16 June 2013 08:36

if I read the urine/you're in pun ONE more time on FML...... It's definitely becoming the new "shitty situation"

Angel_Cacey | 7

#5537756 - Sunday 16 June 2013 08:06

He should have turned and peed on him lol

fizz113 | 11

#5537979 - Monday 17 June 2013 12:12

You seem pissed off...

Bcfrmkc816 | 17

#5538498 - Monday 17 June 2013 06:50

Yes he does that's a good oner his is to 22

Bcfrmkc816 | 17

#5538500 - Monday 17 June 2013 06:51

And offer to shake his hand and thank him

By drayloon | 49

#5536947 - Sunday 16 June 2013 05:30

I guess he saw sumthin at the urinal he liked...

hurtandabused | 7

#5537498 - Sunday 16 June 2013 04:14

Look him back the same way but frown n say sorry but hell no

By kurodansei | 15

#5536955 - Sunday 16 June 2013 05:32

Give ot to him. Tell him what he did later. could be funny later.

biggestfan23 | 11

#5536982 - Sunday 16 June 2013 05:41

Maybe he's not even gay

kurodansei | 15

#5537071 - Sunday 16 June 2013 06:29

Thats what would make it funny.

By BeccaHugs | 17

#5536956 - Sunday 16 June 2013 05:32

Maybe he has a thing for uranal . . . um er I mean urinals.

Zaros_fml | 24

#5719010 - Thursday 17 October 2013 12:27

I almost thumbed this down...then it dawned on me.

By cjgirl | 15

#5536962 - Sunday 16 June 2013 05:34

I guess he liked what he saw... Take it as a compliment.

By Flowtastic | 16

#5536967 - Sunday 16 June 2013 05:35

What type of bar was it? That's the major difference between a FYL and YDi

ireply_wlyrics | 27

#5536970 - Sunday 16 June 2013 05:36

A gay bar, perhaps?

Flowtastic | 16

#5536985 - Sunday 16 June 2013 05:41

What song is that from? ;-)

cristy91 | 33

#5537191 - Sunday 16 June 2013 08:55

Maybe it's my prudent nature but I wouldn't want to be hit on while I'm taking a piss, even if the person is good looking. Pee time = me time

By LastFalseApology | 9

#5536971 - Sunday 16 June 2013 05:36

fyl I hate when that happens

Bobskittens1 | 12

#5537651 - Sunday 16 June 2013 06:35

You act like it happens on a daily basis..

By DocBastard | 38

#5536976 - Sunday 16 June 2013 05:38

He violated Men's Restroom Rules #1 AND #2! 1) No talking 2) No looking Has no one ever taught him etiquette??

DDCA | 24

#5537070 - Sunday 16 June 2013 06:29

If you read between the lines, you'd realize those rules don't apply in the bar he was in.

FrankHotpants | 29

#5537100 - Sunday 16 June 2013 06:50

And probably #3, the one urinal space.

lolfood | 24

#5537134 - Sunday 16 June 2013 07:41

And, if possible, stay one urinal apart

By golden_warrior | 23

#5536978 - Sunday 16 June 2013 05:39

I guess he wants your family jewell

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