By Sovekipisse - 15/06/2013 22:24 - France - Arthon-en-retz

Today, I went to a bar for some drinks. A guy looked me up and down, gave me a suggestive smile, then asked for my name and number. I'd have been a little less creeped out if he hadn't been standing beside me at the urinal the whole time. FML
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BeccaHugs 17

Maybe he has a thing for uranal . . . um er I mean urinals.

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thenamesbrooksy 9

Hey take it as a compliment.

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thenamesbrooksy 9

Hey take it as a compliment.

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Damian95 16

Must be blessed.

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SWhimsynBubbaS 14

Blessed, and still a little creeped out. As I was reading, I can honestly say I did not expect OP to be a man. Or for this to happen period. So be proud of your looks OP! Even if they attract strange creepy men...

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garrett1999o3 16

#30, Maybe OP just accidentally waltsed into a gay bar.

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kaileylovesyew 4

Or maybe even waltzed!

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Dodopy 14

Well at least you have a gladder bladder

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Pwn17 25

Looks like urine a sticky situation.

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feelingold 18

if I read the urine/you're in pun ONE more time on FML...... It's definitely becoming the new "shitty situation"

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Angel_Cacey 7

He should have turned and peed on him lol

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Bcfrmkc816 17

Yes he does that's a good oner his is to 22

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Bcfrmkc816 17

And offer to shake his hand and thank him

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drayloon 50

I guess he saw sumthin at the urinal he liked...

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hurtandabused 7

Look him back the same way but frown n say sorry but hell no

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kurodansei 16

Give ot to him. Tell him what he did later. could be funny later.

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BeccaHugs 17

Maybe he has a thing for uranal . . . um er I mean urinals.

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Zaros_fml 24

I almost thumbed this down...then it dawned on me.

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cjgirl 15

I guess he liked what he saw... Take it as a compliment.

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Flowtastic 16

What type of bar was it? That's the major difference between a FYL and YDi

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flashback.miss 28

A gay bar, perhaps?

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cristy91 33

Maybe it's my prudent nature but I wouldn't want to be hit on while I'm taking a piss, even if the person is good looking. Pee time = me time

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Bobskittens1 12

You act like it happens on a daily basis..

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DocBastard 38

He violated Men's Restroom Rules #1 AND #2! 1) No talking 2) No looking Has no one ever taught him etiquette??

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DDCA 24

If you read between the lines, you'd realize those rules don't apply in the bar he was in.

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FrankHotpants 31

And probably #3, the one urinal space.

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lolfood 24

And, if possible, stay one urinal apart

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