Must be blessed.

so...what's your number? ;)

24- 911, ask for, "the man"

Blessed, and still a little creeped out. As I was reading, I can honestly say I did not expect OP to be a man. Or for this to happen period. So be proud of your looks OP! Even if they attract strange creepy men...

that is freaking creepy.

Creepy but flattering! ;)

#30, Maybe OP just accidentally waltsed into a gay bar.

Or waltZed, even.

Or maybe even waltzed!

Looks like urine a sticky situation.

22 you need more likes.

if I read the urine/you're in pun ONE more time on FML...... It's definitely becoming the new "shitty situation"

He should have turned and peed on him lol

Yes he does that's a good oner his is to 22

And offer to shake his hand and thank him

Look him back the same way but frown n say sorry but hell no

Maybe he's not even gay

Thats what would make it funny.

I almost thumbed this down...then it dawned on me.

A gay bar, perhaps?

What song is that from? ;-)

Maybe it's my prudent nature but I wouldn't want to be hit on while I'm taking a piss, even if the person is good looking. Pee time = me time

You act like it happens on a daily basis..

If you read between the lines, you'd realize those rules don't apply in the bar he was in.

And probably #3, the one urinal space.

And, if possible, stay one urinal apart