By Anonymous - 21/9/2020 09:05 - United Kingdom - Exeter

Can't get no…

  Today, my seventy-year-old male live-in landlord asked if I'd heard a low humming noise the last few nights, around midnight, as someone had mentioned it. I feigned ignorance, whilst silently lamenting the decline of my self-pleasure opportunities. FML
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  kfchicken  |  31

if it's bothering her roommates after midnight Maybe., regardless, I'm assuming she mostly doesn't want the whole house knowing her fap schedule.