Can't get no…

By Anonymous - 21/09/2020 09:05 - United Kingdom - Exeter

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Today, my seventy-year-old male live-in landlord asked if I'd heard a low humming noise the last few nights, around midnight, as someone had mentioned it. I feigned ignorance, whilst silently lamenting the decline of my self-pleasure opportunities. FML
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Hummina, hummina, hummina! Get a high-frequency vibrator that old people can't hear and quit humming when you rub one out.

you pay rent... what you get up to in your room is your business 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Hummina, hummina, hummina! Get a high-frequency vibrator that old people can't hear and quit humming when you rub one out.

you pay rent... what you get up to in your room is your business 🤷🏼‍♀️

if it's bothering her roommates after midnight Maybe., regardless, I'm assuming she mostly doesn't want the whole house knowing her fap schedule.

What a buzzkill...