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By Anonymous - 05/09/2019 08:02 - United States - Staten Island

Today, my boyfriend and I were drinking wine naked after sex. He went to get another glass, but on the way back tripped and fell flat on his face. His roommate unexpectedly came home, saw him face-down on the floor, thought I'd drugged him and tackled me before I could explain. FML

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RichardPencil 30

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Thursday 5 September 2019 16:20

He tackled you when you were naked? He was going for sloppy seconds.

zoelog 10

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Friday 6 September 2019 16:05

it seems odd that he would immediately come to that conclusion.

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RichardPencil 30

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Thursday 5 September 2019 16:20

He tackled you when you were naked? He was going for sloppy seconds.

LostSoul 19

Friday 6 September 2019 3:32

rofl. I needed the laugh. also, very sorry.

Sonotsuave 33

Friday 6 September 2019 4:35

Um what. Get dressed and explain, or better yet have him do it when he becomes conscious

zoelog 10

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Friday 6 September 2019 16:05

it seems odd that he would immediately come to that conclusion.

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Saturday 7 September 2019 2:19

*insert Ron Burgundy 'That escalated quickly' meme here*

tounces7 27

Sunday 8 September 2019 1:21

Just how long did your boyfriend stay there laying on the floor?

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Monday 1 August 2022 6:35

OP here. A few minutes if I remember right.

peithecelt 28

Friday 26 February 2021 1:40

in addition to the other questions, why the f* was his roommates assumption that you had drugged him. that seems a really extreme place to go.

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Monday 1 August 2022 6:37

OP here. It had to do with the fact that we were both naked and I kinda wasn't helping him back up (his spilled wine glass wasn't a good look either). My boyfriend did back me up when he finally decided to recover though. We still look back on it and laugh to this day.

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