Today, to avoid a guy who's been creepily following me around school lately, I ducked into the girl's bathroom. After few minutes, he stuck his head in with his eyes closed and asked if I was done yet. FML
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Today, as I was coming out of the ladies' room, I saw a guy glancing at me. A few minutes later, I saw him coming at me at a fast rate. I decided to run from him. As I got out of the building and into a cab, I saw him from the window waving my phone at me. He was just trying to return it. FML
Today, I was peeing in a public bathroom when a guy walked in and passed by 4 open urinals to use the one next to mine. After feeling his gaze for a second, I confronted him with my own, in hopes he would stop. Instead, I stared into a stranger's eyes until I finished peeing. FML
Today, I decided to to gather up the courage to ask the cute boy in my math class for his number. He gave it to me, and I texted him later that night. But little did I know he actually gave me the number of the creep in class who is always grabbing my ass. I ended up asking the creep out. FML
Today, a guy who annoys me walked over. To avoid speaking to him, I pretended to be on the phone and he walked away. A few moments later, my phone rang. I looked around to see if he'd seen me. He had. He was the one calling me from down the hall. FML
Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody came into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt. He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer put his head under the stall to look at me. FML
Today, I went to a bar for some drinks. A guy looked me up and down, gave me a suggestive smile, then asked for my name and number. I'd have been a little less creeped out if he hadn't been standing beside me at the urinal the whole time. FML
Today, I was asked out by a guy I've liked since the beginning of the year. All I could say was, "I have to pee", and ran into the men's bathroom. FML
Today, despite my fear of using public restrooms, I was forced to anyway to avoid my bladder exploding. I was finally getting over it when someone stuck their head under the stall to "see if someone's in there". I'm scared more now than I was before. FML
Today, while at the gym, I noticed a creepy-looking guy watching me. When I got up from the equipment, I noticed that he sniffed the seat. I didn't say anything the first time. After he did it the second time, I asked him to stop. He bent down and sniffed it without breaking eye contact. FML
Today, at work, I wanted to scare my best friend, who is also my coworker. Thinking that he was cleaning the women's bathroom, I snuck in and right when I was about to scare him, my store director came out of the stall. FML
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RenoTheRhino 30
Tell a teacher or the principal. That could seriously escalate.
Robbieisadowg 16
Report him!
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Comments (169)
JMichael 26
Uh...that's really creepy. I'd definitely inform someone about it.
Polynomial 28
Tell a teacher. That is crossing a line.
speakersboom 19
I agree. Toilet to an adult before your chances of getting rid of him go down the drain. Get to the bottom of it.
alicespoons 17
At least he's respectful, to a point
jddrinker 6
So he is a respectful stalker.
kman8599 8
The BEST kind of stalker!
amisenho 11
So his alignment is lawful evil?
fantasyworld 39
So stalking is fine as long as he's respectful, ok.
hate69 9
Take a knife and when he's fallowing you step behind a corner wait for him to come around it as soon as he dose put the knife to his neck and tell him if he don't stop you will kill him
ksks1234 33
*following, does I am pretty sure that would get op expelled. She should probably start off by informing the proper authorities.
speakersboom 19
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the result of playing aggressive video games for too long.
allplayedout 20
OP sounds like a high school student, not a game of thrones character.
RedPillSucks 33
Then OP will get suspended. It would be easier to just report him and not resort to violence.
Opie_Winston 7
Wow #20. Wow
IrishBabe411 7
That would already probably kill him dumbass
LinkandSaria 10
Because knives and threats can solve any problem! ~sarcasm~
DKjazz 20
Knives are actually very good a solving problems. They're even better at causing problems!
TallMist 32
#60 Seriously? It's not the video game's fault. It's the person's.
Ghostcaptain 6
In his mind, you two have been hanging out all week.
jddrinker 6
Get some OC spray. I've seen that stuff make a grown man go into the fetal position and cry.
mattrd_fml 31
I thought it was going to say you went into the boys bathroom instead. but the real ending was so much better!
jddrinker 6
Or you could just put him in the friend zone.
jddrinker 6
Once he realized he was in the friend zone I think he chill out
arsenicalhumor 30
Nope, friendzone won't make him **** off and/or chill out. If anything, it will either make him angry, try harder, or cause physical/mental damage. OP should try to politely tell him to stop, and if that doesn't work- she should try to contact someone who can make him see that what he's doing is unacceptable.
worldclassrager 41
I think a point with talking with admin should help...
darcislove 18
creepy as shit