By Anonymous - 07/04/2011 13:28 - United Kingdom

Today, a guy who annoys me walked over. To avoid speaking to him, I pretended to be on the phone and he walked away. A few moments later, my phone rang. I looked around to see if he'd seen me. He had. He was the one calling me from down the hall. FML
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By Paula - 24/08/2024 12:00 - United States

Today, I was walking to work when I noticed a cute guy ahead of me. He turned into every single street that I needed to take, and I started to worry he might think I was following him. Just as I was about to overtake him and prove I wasn't a creep, he turned into the building where I work. He's the new intern. Now I have to avoid eye contact for the rest of my life. FML
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actionwaters 3

but you gave him your number and he annoys you?

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missrit 0

Don't be rude and talk to him for a while. It's more like FHL cause he probably thought you were his friend.

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actionwaters 3

but you gave him your number and he annoys you?

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hotscar 3

could have gotten it from someone else

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HeartnSoul 3

You're a bitch, you deserve anything bad you get. Why can't you come out and say it to his face you wuss? Tell him he annoys or tell him you don't like him so he stops talking to you or recognizing your existance. Stop wasting his time. And to finish that first sentence, I hope you get AIDs

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khaya 9

I have a feeling 31 may be the annoying guy in the post.

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HeartnSoul 3

Doubt it. Unlike the guy in the post i dont act passive about it, i break em down till they confess so i can I stop wasting my time with ungrateful bitches like that who cant even say the simplest things out loud, in person, to you.

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khaya 9

37 it sounds like you just explained rape. (passive observation)

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Sprocket 5

Yes, because obviously women being raped in Africa is because they have an abundance of phones. Same goes for juveniles tried as adults and subsequently raped in prison too. You need to pick better things to joke about. -_-

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cloudy01 0

38 why did you reply to 1?

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khaya 9

I was replying to 37 whose comment was removed.

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LunaNstars 0

sooo true! it's his fault. he deserves it!

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cheeturtle 0

well like me, I have a boy who ticks me off sooooo much! and he found my number and calls me. the same thing could have happen to OP.

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cytheria_fml 0

My aunt gave my number to a random guy that is ten years older than me and is a total stalker...all because she likes him and thinks we'd go great together. He doesn't care that I'm engaged.

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a_cassie 4

there is this guy that hasn't left me alone since June and he got my number from someone else. :O

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PDeffinP 0

Next time start texting like mad instead of "pretending to be on the phone with someone" oh..and change your phone number.

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FMLjunkie1k 0

that sounds like a FML.

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emmanizzer 6

yep the guy who annoys me most got my number from who knows where.... annoying as ****

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gators1995 30

I was just about to say that No. 1!!

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missrit 0

Don't be rude and talk to him for a while. It's more like FHL cause he probably thought you were his friend.

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CitrusGirl 0

But he could also be a seriously annoying person. Like someone who inturrupts important conversations, repeats the same joke over and over, or is a general jerk. Is it more mean of IP to avoid the kid or say he hates him?

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missrit 0

I agree he could be that kind of person. But if OP sees the kid walking towards her, Say "hi" but then immediately excuse herself by saying she has to go to the bathroom.

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funktown 2

I've done this many times, unfortunately.

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callofduty4life 0

give the guy a chance. he obviously likes fatties.

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ladyluck82 9

1 & 2 - I couldn't agree any more! And 3 - I have, as well! Though I was never stupid enough to get caught! lmao

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TheOtherNewest1 6

You deserve it, and you didn't like him, why do you give a shit?

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beatrucelynn 0

I hate people who do this, and there seem to be a lot of them on this site. I knew a girl who pretended to have a boyfriend and she would talk on the phone with him everyday during lunch until someone decided to call her phone and make her look like an idiot. You deserve this one hundred percent, for being an idiot.

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jessdanceaway 0

Poor girl you have there.

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beatrucelynn 0

yeah full blown conversations with this "dude" from another high school. During our class trip she spent a whole day "talking" to him while we all were laying on the beach. You can imagine how embarrassed she was when everyone discovered it was a huge elaborate lie, boy was her face red...... lmao

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PDeffinP 0

Wow. How sad is your life that you have to pretend to have a boyfriend and spend all your time pretending to be talking to him on her phone. smh

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Nimmrodel 11

Way to make someone feel bad about themselves OP, shame on you.

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Octwo 16

don't know about you people but my phone will ring whether I'm talking with someone or not if someone else calls me, then I can take or ignore it. Point is: it still rings.

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thatlovelygirl12 0

My phone does that too, I think most phones do..so if she really wanted too she could still have played it off

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missrit 0

that's never happened with my phone.....if anything I get one of those beeps that only I and the other person can hear.

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paras0mnia 3

That's what I was thinking, OP could have answered the call and asked for a call back as OP had another caller (but noone really) on hold, unless that is OP has a stone age cellular device :P

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mrbaka 4

you didn't even say hi to him....geez....YDI...don't do that next time or else you'll be labled ad a total bitch ...are you?

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